This is a fuck parody... It ain't real. "How long have you been driving celebrities?" "About a year. It's a part time diversion for me." "Diversion from what?" "Life in general... No, just kidding, from my other job." "What's your other job?" "I'm a pimp." "You're kidding." "Nope. Pimpin' ain't easy ma'am." "Ha. I'm sure. Call me Ronda. I like you J...
It was 6:30pm and Allison looked out the window once more in hopes she would see Shawn returning home from the office with his coworkers. The food was prepped and the beer was cold. The weekly Poker Night was a resent addition to the normally mundane schedule. This little tradition was introduced by Brandi, a girlfriend of one of Shawn's coworkers. Allison a...
"Hello? John? Are you here? Hello?" Elizabeth found it odd that the bedroom door was left unlocked. The instructions in John's email were specific. 'Use your key to let yourself in. You will blindfold yourself and strip naked, in that order. Leave your heels on. Once you are naked, you are to be on all fours, your forehead on the floor. Your cunt should be f...
The ESPY's had only been over for a few minutes when I entered the crowded hotel ballroom where the ESPY post-show party was being held. I had managed to snag a pair of tickets to this event through a friend in a high place on the Hollywood social ladder, and truth be told, I had been hoping to use them to see if I could "score" with one of the hot athletes...
"When solving these equations with fractions, it's important to remember the working order, first the outers, then the inners, and the last, do you understand?" Mariam Aoun asked, standing before the blackboard, hands on her hips. Five-foot-ten, sturdy, attractive yet professional, she definitely meant business. In the classroom located on the topmost floor...
It was a cool summer night when James was heading to Oak Park. When arriving he hid in the usual old oak tree just waiting, waiting for Maria. He saw her one cold winter night back in December walking her golden retriever, Andy. After that fateful night he's been there every evening just to see her, her quiet beauty, her smile, and her graceful ways. Humans...
Ronda Rousey nervously adjusted the painting in her large hall one more time. It's wasn't squint but it gave her something to do and wasted another five seconds of this time that was passing so slowly. The 29 year old glanced up at her ornate hanging clock (paid for by one of her early UFC victories) and groaned as she saw the second hand hit exactly for eig...
Hi, I'm Rochelle. We were definitely the two hottest women at the bar that night. Our boys wanted to watch some UFC fights and we were happy to go along and enjoy the drunken ogling of the other men there and the jealous stares of the women and staff at the mediocre wing joint. Hailey is really pretty. She's not me, but she's really pretty compared to norma...
It was two days later, and Cadee was in her element. She was walking along the club walk with her friends in stiletto heels, a dark red mini skirt that showed off her prominent long legs, and a tight top fashioned like a corset that displayed her breasts quite prominently. It was an outfit that was bound to provoke and it did, eliciting catcalls and wolf-whi...
"Bridget. We've been thru this a hundred times. This week." If he sounded frustrated, he couldn't really be blamed. He hated repetitive conversations. And his girlfriend, Bridget Rileigh was a parrot when it came to conversation. At least this one. "It's because you have commitment issues, Jonas. Your afraid to commit to me." She stomped her foot and crosse...