Authors Note: Please enjoy the following piece of light-hearted advice and take the time to appreciate just how many hours I had to spend in bars/pubs/clubs drinking exotic cocktails whilst honing and testing the techniques described below. It was a hard job, but somebody had to do it... Your vote for this contest is the only reward for my selfless and pain...
I hope you will excuse my English, as it is not my native language. This is my first submission. I hope you'll at least find it a bit intriguing. The story is, believe it or not, all true... I was an ugly kid when I was young. Six feet tall at the age of 14, I just grew another inch the next five years. I had not started filling out my frame. A 14 year old...
Dia was grumpy. Her flight had already been delayed for 5 damned hours and she just wanted to get back home to California. Now some Airport stuffed shirt was telling her the flight was being cancelled until the next day, and would she like a hotel. As always she was gracious about things but after sitting in the terminal with three suitcases for 5 hours she...
I already know that by the time I finish telling this story you're going to think I'm either crazy or a liar. Frankly, I don't care what you think or believe. Here's what happened... Last Halloween I got invited to a party by a couple of guys that I know casually from work. I figured what the hell, I'll go have a few beers, check out some of the female tale...
The Ahlissan Chronicles ~ Novella 3 ~ The Dread Prophecy ~ 1 ~ The Open Door The Kingdom of Ahlissa, the capital city of Prymp (477 CY) Prymp, a bustling port city of 23,000 people and the capital city of the Kingdom of Ahlissa, is a large and bustling center of trade for the young kingdom. Built on a natural harbor off of Relmor Bay it receives trade...
Benny McShea had made his first million by the age forty one, his second at forty five. His success was a surprise to many, especially to some of his old teachers who had given him up as just an idle time waster and a dreamer. But Benny was a self made man, now a millionaire having set up an import export business from just the seeds of a dream. It wasn't al...
The two of them, Victor and Joy, were sitting at their respective desks on a Friday evening. Victor had just turned his computer off, and he swiveled his cheap office chair and looked over at Joy. She poked a button on her own machine and looked back at him. She said, "Let's go out for alcohol." Victor looked up over his flat screen, raised his fingers and...
To the women out there, I've talked to many of my girl friends, both virgin and not, about sex. What seems to come up most in our discussions is, The Penis. Most fear it, others set out to tame it. For the shy kinda girl, it is not something they care to think about or deal with. It's alien, it's foreign, it moves on its own. As females we don't quite know...
I'm having a very sad day. Billy told me I was fat and that's why he's not that into me anymore. He didn't actually say anything, or use words, but I just knew what he was thinking. He wasn't the verbal kind - instead guess he just worked long hours and paid the bills while I ran the household single-handedly. For years I've been horribly depressed ov...
Vijayalakshmi Uday had been as surprised as her husband was when Kapoor had asked if she would like the job as his secretary. Of course the company had rules about husbands and wives working in the same office, but they could get around that by using her maiden name, Umesh. That way the big shots wouldn't know that she and Uday were married. Kapoor told them...