What men say isn’t always what they mean; and I should know, I am one! The list that follows gives you an insight into the mind of us sex crazed beings known simply as…men! We say: I love you. We mean: Get your knickers off; I’ve just got time for a quick one! We say: Sorry about that, I got a little over excited. We mean: I came, that’s all I’m wor...
She wore the mirrorshades to protect her soul. Megan was behind the camera all the time. She never wanted to be in front of it, never let the lens to peer at her, but she always wanted to be behind it. It was the filter to protect her from what the Pacific Northwest tried to push on everyone. Seattle wasn’t the city her parents grew up in, it was barely the...
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Katy pulled out her phone and started recording. "Stand up and get naked for the camera, bitch. Try to look good, because everybody's going to watch this!" She laughed cruelly. Taylor stood up and blushed as she pulled her shorts and panties down, then lifted up her shirt. Once she was naked her arms immediately moved to cover up her breasts. "Aw, is the...
One day you get an email telling you that I've been kidnapped, no name signed anywhere, no address, no clue whatsoever to where I am. Worried you frantically call the house number here and some guy answers, you ask him where I am and what's going on. He tells you there's an ongoing investigation and that I was indeed kidnapped. I was seen by the old woman ac...
Amanda's knees are a miraculous thing, see. Most men might well overlook 'em, but that's no excuse not to grant their perfection. See, Amanda's the kind of girl, fresh out of high school, 19 or 20 years old, long dishwater blonde hair she wears in a ponytail, who'd cause any man a moment's pause and all, but not all would notice her knees. She works at the...
(This story appeared on my computer. I have NO IDEA where it originated but if I catch her blue fingernails on my computer I will shove something beside a snowball up her excretion chute. – Silky) The beautiful Poon Tang paced in the woods, striding effortlessly with her marvelous long legs. She was concerned about the Silkeon, the dwarf maroon creature she...
Hey, you! Yes, you! Sit down for a moment and keep me company. Why? Well, because I want to tell you about how "free speech" as we call it is completely fuckin' flawed! Calm the fuck down, please! You can put down your guns and lawsuits for a moment so as to hear me out first. I was a little hasty... free speech isn't flawed but rather those sad little monk...
I have always been very shy. In high school I kept girlfriends but never chose to pass third base with them. It was hard for me to feel like an adult when I had to tell a girl not to moan for fear my parents might hear. When I moved to Las Vegas and was supporting myself by working in a casino, things were different. I felt like a man and was ready to do mor...
THE CHRONICLES OF HVAD - CAST OF CHARACTERS For those of you having trouble remembering who's who ... Feel free to peruse the list - there are no spoilers. Author's comments at the end. From Gosdan's steading GOSDAN - the Hospodar MIHRAN - his Hand (a combination of bodyguard and advisor) ANTRAS - his eldest son KHOREN - Antras' Hand, a brute...