WARNING: Extended satirical material in this comedic fiction story may strike some readers as vulgar, offensive, prurient, or (worst of all) serious. It's satire. Please adjust your expectations and interpretations accordingly. We mean no offense whatsoever. A Hard Day's Night 4 Paola opened her eyes, the memories of yesterday's adventures echoed in her mi...
"In this case, Miss Ghandour, your appeal has been denied." The Dean of Athletics didn't look much like a dean. Unless his first name was "Dean," which it easily could be. With his very short cropped hair and ill-fitting suit, he looked like a football player giving a press conference about domestic violence. Too old and flabby to be athletic anymore, but n...
***Author Notes: This novel is a merging of two previous stories I had posted (Umi's Experiment and Daphne's Lesson). It's my hope to build upon this universe and develop the characters. Thanks for reading!*** Futa Cum Laude Book 01: Daphne's and Umi's Summer Lesson Dr. Umi Saito was enjoying quite the year. The newly-minted Ph.D. just celebrated her fifth...
Part 1 The Bank Job Chris or Chrissy as he calls himself has the job of his dreams, he works at a sperm bank for futas. His job is to dispose of samples that are non-viable, low sperm count etc. All day long he dreams about the creamy, yummy cum from futas waiting for him to dispose of it. While he is supposed to put it down the sink, he has a preferred met...
Author's Note: A short story requested by Kasey(KC55) *** "Okay, water proofing. Check. Sealing. Check. Parents out for the weekend," Ashley peered out her window and waved to her parents as they pulled out from the driveway, heading off on their second honeymoon, "Check." They were confident that she wouldn't ruin the house now that she was mature. The t...
It's absurd how many medical problems can be solved with a kick in the nuts. Like, futa's are some strange people if you think about it. It's almost as if God designed their bodies specifically for women with a ballbusting fetish. And I do! Hence why I became a doctor. I am a 32 year old woman with smooth skin and no wrinkles. They say stress causes your...
1 "Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned..." Dr. Arthur Jackson pushed back in his black leather office chair as he paused his statement. "But that's not the full excerpt. Does anybody know the full, unabridged version of this work?" His tranquil green eyes scanned his five students spread throughout the room. "Daphne?" He called out after a painful silence...
You get to the Mega Corp parking lot about five minutes early. It has been less than a month since you joined the company and have been enjoying it so far. You see a few of your coworkers filling into the building most you only know by face. You get to the lobby and are greeted a new receptionist. She has silken brown hair and wearing a silk blouse with a hi...
Class was uninteresting as always. Though the faculty were told to behave like a college classroom, they were disinterested, more invested in spilling their woes to students of how they had new jobs waiting, but were pulled back to this 'shit-hole'. Principal Blake had at least put some effort into the rebranding, with a fresh coat of paint on the walls and...
Katherine had found about a public charity donation event by the slightly annoying medium of a brightly-colored flyer under her windshield wiper. It was being held at the slightly rundown building where she’d once rented for a week as a gallery for her art. Appropriately, the building was covered in graffiti. She had gathered up some old clothing and canned...