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After resting from our walk up from the small village on the beach, Traci and I were ready to play naughty in the pool. "This time, let me have some fun with you!" I said. Grabbing her body and twisting her around, I quickly tied her hands behind her back, as she resisted slightly. I turned her and untied her bikini top and let it blow into the swimming po...
It is ten in the morning I grabbing my keys and she follows me to the car, I've just bought and it is beautiful, a BMW Z4 in white and it really does the job. We hop in, I hit the button and the top retracts and soon it is in the boot. I fire up the engine and head out. It is a beautiful day, the sun is the single piercing object in the sky, and it is compl...
About 15 years ago, some friends and I went to Tahoe and stayed in a couple of cabins a few acres apart. After some of us went gambling on the Nevada side, we gathered in one of the cabins for a little party. I had known these friends for about six years, although we had only seen each other off and on. Every time we got together it was as if no time had pas...
Lately, my girlfriend and I have been in a bit of a slump sexually. It can happen to anyone; it's not fun and although I can certainly get myself off, I have had the best sex of my life with her. That said, up until this past Saturday, it has been a while since we had some fun. We live separately and on Saturday morning, I texted her to see what she was doi...
I'm really excited about this new series, developing my favourite characters and their stories. If you've not read the Lore, you might want to read that first to understand the characters and the storyline better. *** As the most senior Ordinal and highest ranking Snow-Water Angel left in the world, Chióni knew that it was up to her to ensure that the fr...
For the last several years, my wife, Judy, and I have discovered that she has exhibitionist tendencies that have proven to be a source of stimulation for us both, though she usually tends to act the victim to my encouragement of her displays. Up until this night these play times had only resulted in great sex between us after she becomes turned on by the loo...
I managed to get the idea of Angel fucking our steward out of my mind long enough to fall sleep for a couple of hours. When I woke up, Angel was still sleeping with a contented smile on her face. A little too contented for my taste. I decided to clean up and got out of bed, took a shower and slipped back in to cuddle with my sleeping bride. "Please, darlin...
This is actually a true story that I wanted to share because it's one of the horniest experiences in my life. I swear to God this story is true... Nixiewolf Nixie (real name withheld) is a friend of mine who liked my erotic stories. She always wanted to share her wild experience, so I told her that if she wrote down what she could remember I'd turn it int...
This all happened 20 years ago, I was about 18. I was going out with a girl who was 24 at the time. I'll call her Jenny. Jenny was much more experienced than me and one evening Jenny and I were swimming in her pool, doing the usual underwater fondling, when her two roommates joined us in the pool. They were both about her age; Patty was loud and outspoken,...