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Nude Day. What is Nude Day Really?

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

This is a Nude Day contest story. Please vote. Writer ponders Nude Day. Is it just about not wearing clothes one day out of the year? * Nude Day to many is the one day a year that we celebrate being naked in public. Those who cannot bear to wear nothing but skin, but who still want to celebrate the Nude Day holiday, can do so in the privacy of their home...

Santa, All I Want For Xmas is a Job

by andtheend on Sep 15, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

A letter from the unemployed to Santa Claus hoping for a job. Dearest Santa Claus, I'm sorry, Santa. Maybe I asked you for too much last year, when I asked you for what I'm asking you for again this year. Since I didn't receive what I asked for last year, by asking you for the same thing again, I was hoping to receive it this year. Maybe I was expecting to...

No Future Ch. 59

by bradley_stoke on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

LIX Sinners, Poor and Wretched Iris 2056 Although there was a sense that Iris had been lucky, it had to happen of course. For more than four years she'd managed to keep the same job at Omiota Biotech, but all it took was a business reorganisation by the company's new owners in Phnom Penh for her job to be made redundant. However much the rich Cambodian sh...

Dear Senator John Goff

by SusanJillParker on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Dear Senator John Goff, Having personally struggled with this bad economy, it's long past the time that I write you. I'm a middle-aged daughter of second generation immigrants to this wonderful land and my heart is broken by what has taken place in our country. I'm expressing what it's really been like for millions of United State's concerned and united mid...

Game-ification

by Kan_ikki on Aug 13, 2020
Fantasy

One day in a world almost identical to our own a person is granted by pure cosmic coincidence is granted the ability and or curse to transform the world around them into a video game. The world around this person is much like ours in many ways, such as lacking any sense of tangible magic or being relatively mundane in terms of the technology available to the...

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Unemployment Blues

by Jenny_Jackson on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Jenny Jackson walked through the glass, double, Kawneer doors on the front of the Oregon Employment Division field office in Beaverton at 9:30 AM. The office was a nice single story brick building with tall, radius-head windows and black glass that did not allow anyone to see in from the outside. The appearance was one of red brick with tall, black, keyholes...

Bullshit!

by Egmont0409 on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

Up there in the Top Ten of the greatest rubrics ever is, 'Get a College Degree and BIG earnings will follow'. Yeah, right. Blonde and blessed with a willowy figure now all the rage although unfortunately hiring bosses still looked for applicants with big breasts, er when hiring females, Willow Wright was not altogether bright but had struggled through to...

I found an alien device

by Mothman121 on Apr 22, 2025

I was in my room playing video games, being an unemployed loser. My family was always insulting me for this reason, and there really wasn't much I could do to change it. Every job application I'd applied for had been rejected, so I spent my evenings playing games and watching porn. Yeah, sounds pretty depressing, right? It was approximately 4:37 a.m. and I w...

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Creature Crush!

by JackOLantern on Oct 24, 2020
Fetish

The world is a strange place, full of wonders the likes of which we don’t even know of yet. This is a tale about some of those hidden wonders, locked away from the senses of society at large. This is a world where creatures like vampires, genies, demons, ghosts, and many more roam the Earth in secret, right under our noses. This could be a scary place to liv...

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Area Man Submits Bad Story

by Mr. Unsexy on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

LOS ANGELES, CA- Local college dropout Merkin Muffley recently submitted a subpar erotic story to adult site Literotica.com, sources said. "What a crock of shit," commented a site patron who chose to remain anonymous. "This is the most ridiculous story I've ever read." Muffley's account, entitled Shine Some Sun Where The Sun Don't Shine, was approved and l...