Attention shoppers: our restroom facilities will be temporarily unavailable while one of our Hypermart Associates scrapes the semen out of the grout. We pride ourselves in consistently achieving high standards of tidiness and we apologize for any inconvenience. *** I came for the ripe fruit. Juliette, my wife, had awoken that morning with a wild longing fo...
Copyright 1999 Del Edwards (a nom de plume) Her name was Porticia Ortho, she had told him and even presented a business card with her name on it as she sat next to him on a long cramped flight most of the way across the country. Hell, anybody can have a card printed with an invented musical name like that. Probably the rest of the information on the card w...
The Laaning sisters duly arrived at Vivian's regularly rented apartment. They quickly settled in and established a copacetic living arrangement. It helped that there was not a serious sibling rivalry between them. The fact that they occasionally indulged in lesbian sex was definitely a factor in lessening any tension or friction that might normally arise fro...
After the adventures in New Orleans, our intrepid couple reverses direction and heads to Orlando, Florida. OK, not exactly on the Gulf Coast but how can you go to Florida and not visit Disney World and Universal Studios. After all, Jim and Shelley are kids at heart, but always manage to have some adult fun along the way. And once again they meet some interes...
"Bloody selfish" When I got back to my office I buzzed Fran and asked her to come and see me. She arrived promptly and shut the door. "I know what this is about," she said as she took a chair, "and you can save your breath. I've made up my mind, James, and nothing you could say will change it." Then she looked more closely at my face and her manner softened...
When Brenda Porter was six years old, she was taking ballet lessons. One day when her mother was driving her home after a dance session they collided with another motor vehicle. In the accident only Brenda was injured. She did not suffer any broken bones but her face was severely disfigured. The plastic surgeons did what they could to restore her face to nor...
OMG...What a day...! I just wanted it to end... Does everyone [have] to insist on being and ass on Monday...? And after the weekend too... On Friday night I got in a stupid argument with my boyfriend...over what movie to rent, and during make-up sex he came in me, when I expressly forbade him not to...! and I kicked him out in the middle of the morning and...
Chapter 45 – ED commercial. Fall TV season Bob was shaking his head, "Let me get this straight, they want you and Mike to do a real television commercial for Cialis?" Zoey nodded, "That's what the man said. He's with some Madison Avenue ad agency and claimed to have even gotten permission from NBC to talk to us about doing it. Because we're celebrities we'...
Swallowtail is a novel that traces the narrator's gradual acceptance of submission. Previously: after submitting our narrator to a series of challenges, the mysterious Dex falls off the radar. Our narrator sets about finding her and eventually does, at her piercing studio. *** Chapter 5 -- The owning of it I'm sitting in my office, blind to the work on t...
Luke Whittingham is an artist. He was born in 1967. He was prominent in the 90s on the London Art scene. His most famous work to date is "Committed to Death" (2004), an installation which can be seen in The Royal Academy, London. He currently lives in SoHo with his two cats. Lucy and Mary. The shop window is full of televisions sets. Each one shows a differ...