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Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

The Adventure of Fizzer

by HeroFizzer on Mar 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

by dercius on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...

Futanari Note Ch. 01

by LargeChungus on Feb 26, 2019
Fetish

(Hey so this is my own version of sexgundam666's futa note, my absolute fav author. He gave me authorization to post this story of mine. I hope you'll all enjoy this story, its one of my first ones. And please bear with me for the first few mins) ***** Damn school sucked. I was sitting in my third lesson of math, consecutively. All I did was stare out th...

On Bulls, Submissives and Men

by deborahsue on Sep 18, 2017
Reviews & Essays

DISCLAIMER: First of all, let me start by stating the obvious; I am not a psychologist, nor a sexuality researcher. I am just a woman who has had various experiences in my life and choose to share them with my readers. So this being said, the reader should take any information provided in these pages as being anecdotal to my experiences and not an exhaustive...

Dictionary Smarts Can Up Ratings

by sr71plt on Sep 16, 2017
How To

A story is meant to be a partnership of shared understanding and appreciation between the author and reader, not an author's "just try to understand what I've written" game (well, for most of us). The dictionary is an aid to writers (and readers) in making this happen, and there is a way to "read" the dictionary to take much of the burden of "what is right a...

Finding Home Ch. 01-03

by SE16 on Mar 2, 2020
NonHuman

Chapter 1 Hello, I've waited here for you, everlong... Lucy slipped the earbuds into her ears as she started on her usual route. The music and her legs both began to pick up speed. She took a deep breath and scanned the tree-lined trail ahead of her. Lucy moved to the city about a year ago. She began working in environmental compliance consulting since co...

Self-Review for Literotica

by sr71plt on Sep 16, 2017
How To

You've written this really nifty and/or hot story that you want to see posted on the Literotica story site but you're fairly new to this, and you haven't been able to get anyone on Literotica to read it and give advice on making it the best story on the site. What do you do? First, it doesn't have to be the best written or polished story on the site. Reader...

Thor: Thursday Is Now Darcy's Day

by Zev95 on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Come on, you guys! Keep up!" Darcy yelled back at Thor and Jane, who were walking with hands in each others' back pockets, figuratively speaking. Jane wasn't sure she had back pockets, so maybe Thor was just grabbing her ass. She was definitely grabbing his. "Guys!Come! On! You're gonna love this!" "Slow down!" Jane countered. Her words were slurring. It w...