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Cyberspank

by ChooseYourDoom on Dec 16, 2020
BDSM

You almost didnt believe the rumors until tonight. According to local legend, there's an underground arena where cyberpunks from all walk of life gather to fight in high-stakes battles for glory and sexual satisfaction. The latter is hard to come by in Cybercity-69 since the Corporate Overlords outlawed natural genitalia, leaving only the rich and powerful t...

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No Future Ch. 85

by bradley_stoke on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

LXXXV Our Daily Bread Iris 2061 When she was a child and even until quite recently, Iris cherished a very romantic vision of country life. Green fields. Village ponds. Forests. Lakes. Winding lanes with hedges on either side. Songbirds on the wing. And although much of the English countryside was still pretty much like that, now Iris was employed as consc...

Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

The Adventure of Fizzer

by HeroFizzer on Mar 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

by dercius on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...

Lydia McRae Plays to Win

by OneSilky on Sep 17, 2017
First Time

"OK Lydia, you win. I know when I'm whipped." Larry spoke to her in a whisper, his voice racked with sobs. He sat gingerly on the stained red duvet of the cheap motel where he stayed. His life of poverty and struggle had exploded into a dream turned nightmare when he had literally been hit by Lydia, a barely 18 year-old very freckled red-head who ran into h...

Social Diving

by minerva69 on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

I've met a hundred Mandys. Everyone has. You know the type: Stuck somewhere between late teenage carnal appetites and early twenties jaded malaise, marooned in the perpetual gym-class line-up of her grubby urban neighbourhood. It's only Tuesday in another dull, listless week - two days before she can go and pick up her benefit money from the Post Offic...

Maggie's Collection

by Dak2 on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

I shared an apartment with my college roommate for a couple of years after we graduated. It was an older building without central air, but with spacious, screened sun rooms at the back of each apartment. In summer, I often slept in our sun room in the small breeze created by an oscillating fan. We'd acquired a few thrift-store couches and outdoor recliners t...

A Few Yen More

by bleepblorper on Oct 24, 2018
Transgender & Crossdressers

Note: This is a sequel to Worth Every Yen. I plan on making this a trilogy if anyone is interested. Another day at the office comes and goes uneventfully. The ticking of a clock has of course been replaced with the incessant checking of one's phone, but the principle remains the same. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. So it is with meetings, as wit...