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The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Adventure of Fizzer

by HeroFizzer on Mar 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

by dercius on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...

Sam the Christmas Fairy Ch. 01

by Selena_Kitt on Sep 15, 2017
NonHuman

I have to tell you... none of us are named "Tink" or "Sugerplum," and we're nothing like you see in the movies or on TV. Don't look so surprised. Yes, I know about all things human. We don't live in some fantastical magical forest, we don't glow in the dark, and there is no such thing as "pixie dust." We live in the real world, just like you do. We're around...

Summer School Pt. 02 Ch. 09

by LilithDeVil on May 7, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Hello you naughty girls and boys! He's kissed her feet, licked her feet, sucked on her toes and soles, and he's even done it all when they were dripping with sweat. What could possibly be next? A reward? Tom has a surprising lesson to finish his first day of class. All characters in the story are 18 years of age or older. ***** Eventually Tom worked thro...

Futanari Note Ch. 01

by LargeChungus on Feb 26, 2019
Fetish

(Hey so this is my own version of sexgundam666's futa note, my absolute fav author. He gave me authorization to post this story of mine. I hope you'll all enjoy this story, its one of my first ones. And please bear with me for the first few mins) ***** Damn school sucked. I was sitting in my third lesson of math, consecutively. All I did was stare out th...

On Bulls, Submissives and Men

by deborahsue on Sep 18, 2017
Reviews & Essays

DISCLAIMER: First of all, let me start by stating the obvious; I am not a psychologist, nor a sexuality researcher. I am just a woman who has had various experiences in my life and choose to share them with my readers. So this being said, the reader should take any information provided in these pages as being anecdotal to my experiences and not an exhaustive...

Urban Oddballs: Asspectations

by Orbmansuper on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Urban Oddballs: Asspectations Edited by Thegreat_pretender "Ah shit, well this is what I get for making myself so short I guess," Tahlri muttered as she waved her hand above her head, trying to reach the cupboard above her. "Welp, this is a hairy situation...okay, that was a bad pun. Good thing I'm by myself, haha," Tahlri snickered, using her long, flow...

Dictionary Smarts Can Up Ratings

by sr71plt on Sep 16, 2017
How To

A story is meant to be a partnership of shared understanding and appreciation between the author and reader, not an author's "just try to understand what I've written" game (well, for most of us). The dictionary is an aid to writers (and readers) in making this happen, and there is a way to "read" the dictionary to take much of the burden of "what is right a...