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by LanaMelbrow on Apr 22, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Shopping for a birthday gift is always a gamble. Isabel's birthday sneaked up on me and I wanted to get her something unusual. I wanted something that would express my friendship, my sense of humor, but mostly, something cheap. Also, there's a choice when ordering things online: USPS or UPS? In the past I discovered that USPS gets delayed a day, three if it...

The Body-Jack Pro

by Liam Knights on Apr 22, 2025

Never in my life have I been in such anticipation of receiving an Amazon package delivery. The USPS driver parked curbside in front of my lawn as I bolted toward him. He probably thought I was crazy; it wasn't even as if it was Black Friday or Christmas or anything: it was literally in the middle of August. He double-checked that the package in his hand was...

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Getting a Sex Toy by Mail

by qarlcue on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

I had a funny experience around ordering a sex toy I've been wanting. First a brief background of why I ordered this toy. For many years, I've had my eye on a fairly expensive sex toy, but couldn't justify getting it with other debts and expenses. There's also been a fair bit of shyness or embarrassment around ordering this particular sex toy, a Realdoe. It...

Hinn Ch. 01-03

by UsuallyPresent on Sep 24, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's note: welcome to a new series. Yes, this is very much like a genie tale, but there's a couple twists which hopefully change things around beyond Joe Brolly's mythology without being too incompatible. There are also ties back to mythology outside Mr. Brolly's wonderful story setting. Hope ya enjoy! This is not a quick stroke story. There will be sex...

A Game For Six

by King_Willie on Jan 23, 2019
Loving Wives

My deepest appreciation to Xpoerotica and Decal_Last for editing my story and helping me improve my writing, you guys are amazing! AN INVITATION TO DANCE >> (New IP rerouted through slave 8497) (Data mining...) (Profiling...) (Hosting) MARIE_ANTOINETTE posted on 8/23/15 15:07 PM Hi, guys, I'm so glad I found this page! Finally, a place where I...

Enduring Dreams of Submission Ch. 03-04

by Player One on Sep 11, 2017
BDSM

Chapter Three At exactly 9:00 p.m., my phone rang. I heard the words, "may I cum Sir?" I told her no but that she was to continue fingering her clit only and to ask me again when she was close to cuming. I also told her that I wanted to hear the sounds of her sexual excitement and the sounds of her wet pussy. I could clearly hear her heavy breathing and fre...

Delivering an Affair

by OpheliaHanson on Oct 12, 2020
Erotic Couplings

(Author's Note: **UPDATED October 11, 2020** I take constructive criticism seriously and have changed the ending to this story after a few notes from various comments. As always, all individuals are 18+) I am pulling one of the steps to my dress up when my phone buzzes. It's the notification for the door alarm. I cross our master bedroom to the window and p...

Sex DVD's Lessons

by ExperiencedStoryteller on Sep 17, 2018
Mature

An NSFW story about two old married people. He has always gotten up when he wakes in the morning because his back hurts after any more than about 4 or 5 hours. He goes to bed around one or two o'clock in the middle of the night. He is a successful potter, painter, gardener, and a writer-editor. He has been retired for 9 years, is 75 and has had a stent on h...

To Serve & Protect: The Stalker

by patricia51 on Aug 29, 2017
Erotic Horror

The young woman moaned and twisted under her lover. His bulk pinned her helplessly to the bed. His kisses ravaged her mouth, his driving tongue exploring every bit of it. She arched her back, meeting the hard thrusts of his cock with savage punches of her hips. Every stroke plunged deep into her open, dripping pussy. His chest mashed her throbbing nipples ba...

Playing with Matches

by YoureNotPerfectSport on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

They'd driven for almost half an hour before he pulled his hand from hers as he reached to turn down the volume of the radio. If he was excited or nervous still, he wasn't showing it now. "Five minutes from now we'll be pulling into a spot in front of a store that caters to impulses and the physical pleasures of adults," he said, comfortable as if they were...