Football season is my season. My daughters don't understand why but they know. No one is allowed to visit me on the day my team is playing. They think it very funny but remind each other it's good that I have an interest. I do have the football on, the television to see the match and the radio to listen- if there are no delays with either. An old girl like m...
(Disclaimer: This is non-profit fantasy/parody for legal adults. The author claims no ownership of copyrighted material.) ***** NABOO - 137 BBY Over a century before the Trade Federation invaded the planet, Jocasta Nu found herself flying through Naboo's swamplands in the fanciest speeder she had ever seen, messy dirty-blonde locks swirling around her...
When I was pregnant with my first baby, I didn’t feel like having sex much during the first trimester—I was nauseous and exhausted. During the second trimester, I felt back to my old self, in fact, I wanted sex more than ever, it seemed, but then my husband seemed suddenly disinterested in sex, which was very unusual for him. I thought it was because of my g...
"Stop! Just fucking stop!" Oh shit, what did I do now? This director just fucking hates me. "What's the matter, Prof. Jones?" "You are, OK? You. I don't believe you. Do you even understand the character you're playing?" "I thought I did." Jesus Christ, what does this guy want from me? "You two have no chemistry?" "So why is that *my* problem, and not *...
I was beginning to think that Leverton just might not have any more surprises for me. I couldn't have been more wrong. As I stepped into the kitchen one morning, there stood Thelma at the stove. It wasn't so much what she was doing, but rather, it was the manner of her dress. As usual, she was wearing a see-through blouse and a pair of those very tiny kilt s...
The conversation with his physician was just the kick in the butt that he needed. Brian James was 59 years old, recently widowed and lost. His marriage of 33 years was a good one. He and Laura enjoyed a loving relationship and a healthy sex life. At times they were adventurous, but never what one would call "kinky". They enjoyed "Viagra-free" sex until two y...
Richard was sitting in the living room watching The Biggest Loser -- thinking to himself: I am a big loser for watching this -- when the doorbell rang. He looked at his wife, who indicated her disinclination for answering the door by reaching for another fistful of Orville Redenbacher's finest. With a long-suffering sigh, Richard got up and padded to the do...
When Sybian owners offer rides on Craigslist: This email chain resulted in the fantasy coming true. Well worth it. It takes the carnival ride aspect of the Sybian and makes it a distance second place to the connection that human beings share when able to completely and unabashedly express themselves. Craigslist post: Casual Encounters, m4w: Sybian rides....
These days I go to museums as much to look at people looking at art or photography as to look at works of art. It isn't that I don't love art because I do. If I go too long without standing before a Lucas Cranach, or Rothko, or Beckmann or a photo by Francesca Woodman I feel the absence as a real physical ache. Watching people encounter a long-cherished wo...
Lorena had only had a couple of drinks at the office St. Patrick's Day party. However, she did have a light buzz going as she climbed into her car, fumbled the keys out of her purse, dropped them on the floor, found them again and finally tried to insert the trunk key in the ignition. It took her a few moments to realize her mistake, but she finally got the...