Just an idea me and a colleague came up with whilst wasting time at work the other day and talking about rule 34 and stuff. "Dare you write a crazy fic about a washing machine and a refrigerator having sex?" Sure, why the hell not? Nothing should be too weird for fiction anyways. So, imagine that this fic takes place in a parallel world where appliances are...
My gorgeous wife and I have twelve beautiful daughters, all between the ages of 18 and 19. Several of them are twins. My wife herself is an identical twin, and her sister is every bit the crazy nympho that my wife is. I know, because on countless occasions we've had a threesome. There's nothing quite like banging your wife's sister while she eats out your wi...
Sergeant First Class Helen Walters stood in front of the colonel's desk, rigidly at attention and holding her perfect salute until the older man finally acknowledged her presence with a quick snap of his elbow. "Stand easy, Sergeant," he barked. "If you've got questions, hold them until after this inquiry. I think these things go best when they go fast. Wou...
It was late. Chen new that Charlie was looking at her as she bent over the table assembling the pieces of their project. They worked together at a mail order catalog company, and often worked in close proximity for very long hours, creating the layouts for catalogs. They were the only ones in the office, but that wasn't unusual. She arched her back a littl...
Author's Note: Unlike the stories in my "Ben & Gabrielle" series, this is an attempt to write a short but sweet, cheesy, 70s porn-style scene, with little set up or plot beyond the sex. I hope you enjoy it. ***** The girl in 317 had been calling about her air conditioner for three days. She was attractive, and normally Bobby would have rushed up there to f...
Becky twitched an eyebrow at Anne. "So what is it now, anyway? Treyer or Salcedo?" Anne hadn't seen Becky in three, four years? It'd seemed like a wonderful, wonderful idea to try and catch up. "Still Treyer." She scratched the back of her neck, just under the first fronds of short hair. "We were thinking we'd hyphenate and be double-barrelled, if it ever b...
It seems like an eternity since Dianna was over and we had a wild time in the shower. I thought of the experience constantly, still mad at myself for not pushing for penetration sex. I was masturbating daily thinking about Dianna. It was getting to be too much, so I decided to call her. "Hello," Dianna answered in her pleasant voice. "Hi Dianna, it's Rob,...
I was in my last year at school and the rest of my life was stretching out before me, a featureless landscape and me without a map. The boarding school I attended was all boys so interaction with the opposite sex was restricted and girls remained a mystery to most of us. Not that this stopped us from endlessly discussing girls and their anatomy. Like most te...
(This story involves extreme sizes, be fairly warned) * Interview days are, quite simply, exhausting. Placing my black framed glasses aside the tilted stack of applications and resumes, I leaned back in my high backed leather chair, my fingers caressing the corners of my closed eyes, pinching the bridge of my petite, slender nose, making sure not to muss m...
Invasion of the Alien Breeding and Boobfucking Slimeworms: A Parody Author's note: the story takes place in the same universe as and is a parody of "Invasion of the Carnivorous Alien Worms" by Doc Dweeb. The story is written with his permission...really. * "It was a late spring day, early evening on a Friday, when people saw what they thought was a shooti...