After dusting the house obviously comes the vacuuming. Of course before I vacuum, I take the duster outside, close the door and shake out all the dust, being careful not to let any settle on my dress or apron. When I finish I will come back inside, carefully wipe my high heel shoes on the door mat and then put the duster away. I do this quickly because it...
We'd been in bed for days... only getting up for nature calls and trips to the kitchen for sustenance... It was wonderful... I felt alive... all my senses on high alert... skin tingling... But... time to get real... the place was looking a bit of a shambles... we'd let things go in our blissful ignorance of everything outside of the bedroom. So we made t...
When I first started this journal, I was wondering if I should include anything from previous relationships. Yes, believe it or not, a jerk like me has actually had a few serious ones. I was thinking I might take a favorite or two from each and include them, even though they occurred before I began my collection. I might still do that, I don't know. But I do...
I awoke to the aluminum synchronicity once again today, the grinding, rhythmic screech of robot on robot physicality. Yeah, I know what everyone says, they are inanimate objects, fully digital with no emotion and certainly no libido. Well I don't care what anyone says, I for the third time this week I woke up in the morning to the freakish sounds of robot se...
(For those of you who have read Chapters 1&2, thanks so much for all the feedback. If you have read the first two chapters, you might notice the action here actually takes place before the action in Chapter 2. It's just how the ideas came to me. Thanks!) * I climbed the subway stairs, nervously jumping two at a time. A herd of teenagers with skateboards ba...
"When you're in a position of power, people will always, eventually, inevitably get a crush on you. As a teacher, you have to learn how to resist it and redirect it - these young adults all have two things in common: they did something stupid and were kicked out of their schools and are trying to get their GEDs, and their hormones are still going crazy. Do n...
With a sigh I stand and stretch my back then with a grunt I bend to pick up the box I've just finished packing and add it to the pile of other boxes. My life reduced to a dozen boxes and two suitcases, all that is left now is to do a last wash down and vacuum. But time first for a quick coffee and something to eat, I grab my bag and head out the door and a...
I was getting my mail out of our residential mail box yesterday, when I noticed a padded brown envelope in the mix. I get internet purchases of hobby things by mail frequently, so I assumed it was something like that. As I was going through it later, I realized the packet was addressed to the fellow my wife and I bought our house from. The old owner Bob had...
Lisa was strolling arm in arm with her husband, her two young children in tow, when she first ran into her future sex-toy. He was standing there in the mall, before a display of vacuum cleaners, earnestly seeking out customers as people passed by. Lisa took one look at the young man and was ready to stop without any prompting. She did so. She stopped right i...
A little information first before we get started. This is a story about a good friend of ours who also works with my wife at the same hotel bar. and she also cleans his apartment a couple of times a month. Wayne is 49 years old, single, 5' 10" and pretty much your average kind of guy. but not much of a sex life. My wife Caroline is 55 years old with blue...