Vacuum Cleaner Stories

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Happy Valentine's Day

by Bakeboss on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Now I know most of us men couldn't care less about Valentine's Day but it's not the same for the women in our lives. To the majority of the females in the country Valentine's Day is the most important day of the year. Not only are they looking for an affirmation of affection from their men they are seeking bragging rights among their peers. There seems to be...

Pretty In Pink

by velvetpie on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

When the doorbell rang, I thought I was going to explode. I stamped on the power switch for the vacuum cleaner and strode to the door, flinging it open with enough force to bend the metal door stop. "What the hell do you want?" The woman standing on the doorstep just stared at me for a moment, blinking her perfectly mascara-ed eyes at me. "Hello, sir. I'm...

I Just Love My Car

by Guy De Jose on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

My jazzy red sports coupe emerged from the car wash gleaming in the mid day sun. Thousands of water beads pooled and rolled off the automobile's slick polished surface like frenzied marbles in a bath tub. Five men set upon the vehicle with fluffy white towels, drying off the exterior the way they towel off sweaty prize fighters. I squeezed my thighs together...

The Aliens' Sextoy

by Susan Strict on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The large green women from somewhere far beyond the Horsehead Nebula clustered round him as their leader ripped his clothes from him. "Your mind is closed to us," they babbled, "So we will use your body." "What for?" he asked in fear. "For our sexual gratification, of course," they replied in glee. In a daze he could only mutter, "How come you speak En...

A Lucky Accident

by bigdav on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The first thing I noticed about Kimmy was her ass. It was difficult not to as it was on my face at the time. Perhaps I should explain. You see I'd dropped my car keys out side a clothes shop and was just bending to pick them up when this mini whirlwind called Kimmy erupted out the door and knocked me over. We both fell down and somehow she ended up sitting o...

Lesbian Spiders

by oggbashan on Feb 11, 2019
Humor & Satire

************************************************* Copyright Oggbashan January 2019 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. - The two l...

It Started With Not Feeling Good Ch. 06

by wieliczka on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Social Worker: "So how was Thanksgiving for you two?" John: "This was the first Thanksgiving together as a family in two years. It was good to see all our children, their spouses and grandchild together again, for the first time." Carol: "At the hospital, we decided to host Thanksgiving at his house as a test for us. We didn't tell the rest of the family t...

Hotel Ballroom

by Loristwosides on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

She gets a text - meet me in the main ballroom, midnight. Everyone in the room was asleep, she quietly slides out of bed. She had pre-planned wearing a t-shirt and a pair of gym shorts to bed. She tip toes out of the room. Where can I put the room card? She spies a fire extinguisher and hides the card behind it, then heads for the elevator. As she is getti...

New Female Employee At The Lodge

by TurboTits on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

"Ok, listen guys. This new cunt I hired will be along shortly and let me tell you, she loves to fuck. The key to getting the bitch horny is sucking on those 40 DD tits." said Sam. Sam was the head maintenance man for the lodge. It had just been shut down for three weeks for its yearly cleaning. Sam had ten men working under him plus the hot cunt he had just...

All Grown Up

by hippie515 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Brandi was the girl I grew up with. When she was younger she was a geek, glasses and all. When I was 13, she moved away. It was a lot like losing a sister. When she returned four years later she had lost the whole sister image. It’s amazing how much a little style and a pair of contacts can do to a person. Brandi had grown, in more ways than just up. At 18,...