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Radio Regrets

by TiggerToo on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

You always remember those fortunately few moments in life when someone said something or you learned something that brought your world to a halt and made time stand still. You think afterwards, when some semblance of a sense of humor or an interest in life has returned, that you wished you could have seen the look on your own face at that moment. You know yo...

Time for a Vasectomy

by Fred1177 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I've been married (and divorced) three times. While I was married to Wife #2, we decided that I should get a vasectomy. And, of course, when I say "we" I mean "she." I went to the doctor and set up all the preliminary stuff and scheduled it for a Friday. I told my wife on the way home that I had to be shaved before I get to the clinic because they don't do...

Personal Ad Adventure

by ep703 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Sean smiled when he read the personals ad: "Couple seeks attractive, virile, black man. Must be 9" or greater, and have proof of vasectomy. Open minded and STD free a must." This was an offer Sean couldn't pass up. He responded to the ad and sent a picture of himself. A week went by before he received an answer. They wanted to meet with him. They suggested...

Nursing School Model

by StandardPatient on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

Sunday I had just arrived home here in St. Louis after a three hour trip back from a visit to my son and his family and my balls were aching like hell. I'm George Edwards, a 58 year old self-employed mechanic with no health insurance in this damned recession. I figured a hot bath might help but it basically only made things worse and my balls were still ach...

Vasectomy Ch. 02

by Joe Bob on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Well, the visit 10 days after my vasectomy, I went to the Docs office and was shown to an exam room and told to undress completely and put on the hospital gown. I am sitting there with nothing on but the gown, when Carol, my favorite nurse, comes in. She says, the Doc has been called to the hospital but today's visit is a routine follow up and she will just...

Shooting Blanks Ch. 01

by Krosis on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Dave and I (Stephanie) had decided a while back to spend New Years Eve with our neighbors, Jen and Ken. Since they had moved in next door to us a couple years ago we had hit it off quickly, and were like old friends. Jen was an attractive, brown-haired woman, with a trim swimmer's body that I was a bit jealous of, with my well-rounded hips that my mother de...

We Want Another Baby Ch. 01

by Forporn on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

My wife and I have been married for 8 years and are the proud parents of Franklin, our 6 year old. After having Frankie my wife Kim and I decided that one was enough. Neither of us was making a lot of money and the strain on our finances with one kid was hard enough. A vasectomy was the best way to assure us not to have an accident. I hated condoms and we le...

Founding a Family Pt. 05

by DownToEarthGuy on Aug 31, 2020
Loving Wives

While Mike was dreaming about making love with Susan, Susan herself spent a very hot night of lovemaking with Steve. Steve enjoyed Susan's lust and he was all too ready to give her some great orgasms. He could not know that a lot of Susan's lust was because of her thoughts about Mike. Steve just enjoyed that Susan tonight was even hotter than normally. It wa...

Dear Dora (Sleepy)

by Dear_Dora on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Dear Dora, I hope you can help me. I live with my boyfriend, Doug. We live in a house I bought before I met him. I work as a dental assistant; Doug doesn't work right now, because he is recovering from surgery. I have some concerns about our relationship; I need some advice. Doug is a musician, so his schedule has always been real flexible. After I got pr...

Shooting Blanks Ch. 02

by Krosis on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Jennifer couldn't believe it: she was pregnant! The pregnancy test was positive. How had this happened? Ken always used a condom when they had sex. She sat down on the toilet seat cover, burying her face in her hands. She didn't want this, but her strict Catholic upbringing, while not a large factor in her life anymore, just couldn't let her have an aborti...