Call me Bob. Call me Bob The Celebrity Ass-Licker. Yes that’s right. I am a 40 year old white man and I lick the assholes of famous women. Of course you’re thinking that I’m nuts and you’re thinking that if it’s true then I must have a disgusting job. The job would be disgusting if I licked the assholes of ugly female celebrities. But the fact of the m...
Chapter 2 (Pornstars, Fan-based, Transsexual, Shemale and Female, Seduction, Creampie, Fantasy-based, Masturbation, Lesbian, Threesome, Orgy) Characters (in order of appearance): Julia Ann, Vaniity, Alina Li, Rachel Starr (Non-Sex), Randy Spears (Non-Sex), Elsa Jean, Diamond Jackson, Alura Jensen, Heather Hunter, Simone Sonay, Venus Lux, Brandi Love (Non-Se...
Jack and Jill: The Awakening of Priapus and Venus Jack Manly and Jill Comfort sat across from one another at a table in a dimly lit bistro, holding hands, gazing deep into one another's eyes. Their voices were low and becoming throaty as they talked quietly. The flickering candle light added subtle highlights to Jill's (Dare I use the cliché?) peac...
Chapter 1: Manila "Okay, I'll see you at the airport tomorrow. Bye, Venus." I got off the phone with Venus and redialed to order what would be my last meal in this country for three weeks from a local Chinese restaurant. As I waited for my fried rice and hot and sour soup to arrive, I went over my plans for my three-week vacation in Asia. The first eight da...
Chapter 2 The Plan Lilly and Jessica walked home from the coffee shop. It was a lovely warm evening to walk the short distance to their homes. This gave them time to discuss and plan the event. There is much to plan for this big event in Jessica's life. Jessica could not believe that she was actually planning it and excited to be doing it. Excitement is a m...
I was in my office at home, writing code for a project I'd promised to get done before the coming weekend when that patronizing, annoying little jingle that announced incoming email went off. I made a mental note to myself, for at least the 73rd time, to write something to override that noise. Gawd it was annoying! I finished the couple of lines I had in my...
Once there was a traveling sales man named John, selling his wares on the back roads of Iowa. One evening, he was lost, driving down a deserted country road. When he hit a pothole in the night, it threw him across the ditch and into a tree. John got out of the car, he wasn't hurt but the car wasn't going anywhere. He looked up and down the road. No one would...
Her response to my questions about the events surrounding the mask only angered her. We started to drift farther apart so she suggested that we see a marriage counselor. Since we weren't even sleeping in the same bed at this point I thought it was a good idea. She thought I was crazy because I keep asking about the sex we had when she was dressed as Venus....
That's odd. The day had started just like any other day, but as I was walking to class, I heard a dull sound followed by a loud squeal just to the right of me. Having taught at the university for several years, I knew better than to pay attention to any unexpected noises on campus. However, this sound was different. It sounded like a dull, muffled pop that...
No sex. Just a light hearted short story about cupid. Thanks to 'Techsan' for his editing prowess. * I knocked on the doors of one of the nicest castles in the world. It was answered by a beautiful lady but what else would you expect when knocking on the castle door of Venus, the goddess of love. I was there to inform her of some not so good news. I asked...