Mistress and Commander -- Grey Seas Over Warning--This story may put you off your stroke. If you want a wanker, try elsewhere. I dedicate this story, with apologies, to Farley Mowat, founder of the Beaver Club of Amateur Naturalists, and like me, a writer (although a much better writer than I) who never let facts get in the way of truth. Pernambuco was a...
Probably don't mention this one to the Wedding Planner. Or your Mother-in-Law. Hope you enjoy. ----------------------------- Wedding Night You get used to hearing stories about weddings. When you're engaged, everyone wants to tell you how to have the perfect wedding (like they did) or how to avoid disaster (like Shirley and Jack and the cheese fondue)....
As it says in my profile, I am trying to write the storey of my life since I left the religious order nearly 10 years ago. Although I have the first 8 chapters roughed out they need a lot of editing and polishing before I can submit them for publication so I thought I'd write a short storey about an event held in our club earlier this month. I am not a natur...
I was in my favorite bar having my final-final for the night and big Sally was the bartender on duty. Sally's a huge African-American gal who has a great sense of humor. She came over to where I was sitting at the bar kind of sheepishly saying she had to ask me a question. "Go ahead honey, ask away." "Well Sam, we have known each other for a long time and...
Sandy turned on Julie with a predatory smile, and I knew that our little blow job queen was gunning for virgin. I was just glad she wasn't after me, because I wasn't sure how I'd handle it. "Julie," Sandy said, her voice all sugary sweet, as though her question could be of no consequence, "Tell us about the guy you find the cutest in the entire world. Who d...
I tend to dislike parent/teacher nights. The parents, if they actually bother to turn up, tend to whine a lot, explaining it's not their fault that little Johnny/Mary is a thug/tart with the intelligence of a goose and the social skills of a mongoose. I have to gently explain that I'm there to further the kid's education in basics like reading and writing....
Everyone has a story about how they lost their virginity, but I really think that mine is a bit special. I was eighteen, not exceptionally young compared to today's generation. The situation took a while to develop, but boy was it worth it. My brother Mike was three years older than me and a bit of a hit with the ladies, whereas I was still a virgin which w...
She didn't bother to come down to breakfast, much to Lord Vincent Garner's disappointment. At precisely eight o' clock, he waited in his seat at the head of the table, delaying his own plate -- even refusing to take a cup of coffee until Helen appeared. At a quarter past, he was still waiting with no sign of his ward. Another fifteen minutes went by. "Wh...
I shouldn't have done it. Or her, more specifically. I knew it, I took advantage, and did it. I am happy for how things turned out, mostly, but it was still wrong. I was a senior in college, former president of my fraternity but now lived off campus in a small apartment. Claire was a freshman and roommate with Megan, who was a junior and president of our "L...
When our travelers reached the I-69 and I-94 interchange, Ralph took over the driving after they stopped at the first rest area they encountered on I-94. Both Angela and Vivian took seats in the second row of Ralph's Lincoln SUV in order to converse more freely, and intimately. They were constantly giggling. The notion of having indulged in sixty-nine sex wh...