This is a satirical revision of scenes from Goldie Hawn movies, particularly Private Benjamin, a very delightful Goldie Hawn comedy (at least the first half). My second half travels to another movie (and play). It would help to be familiar with these films, but I clearly can't really suggest that you become familiar with them (although perhaps you might want...
Shawn couldn't find any good hiding places that could conceal two people. He looked around, frustrated at his lack of options until he thought back to the rescue the previous night. He started scanning the rock walls around them. Thirty feet back from the ridge there was a small plateau that could fit the two of them as long as they got cozy, but it was out...
I was lucky enough to own my own business, not too bad for someone who was an art major in college. It wasn't glamorous, it wouldn't land me in the Fortune Five Hundred, but it satisfied me and I made a pretty decent living. Enough, in fact, that my wife didn't have to work if she didn't want to. That was exactly what she did for the first five years, but...
My Sweet Canadian Girl Ch. 07 By Masterbates13 This chapter starts with the morning after Rick and Cassie's secret wedding. My characters don't practice safe sex but please do in your own lives. I apologize upfront for any grammatical errors I missed in editing. Comments, good or bad, are always welcomed. I hope those of you who have read this far will lik...
WARNING: This part of the story contains rape and violence as does the third, last part. I don't dwell on the rape, mostly just mentioned, and the violence tends to be brief. Because of the often dangerous purpose and intent of MSINC it seems necessary. Part II Kalima Chapter 6 The next morning, Kali sat beside me at the breakfast table in my family's up...
Disclaimer: Who can spot the most pop culture references? ***** Chapter 1: So here's a funny story. On March 30th, 1981, John Hinkey Jr. attempted to assassinate President Ronald Reagan, succeeding in wounding him with a bullet that ricocheted and hit him in the chest. When Ronald Reagan was being wheeled into the hospital on a gurney, he looked up at hi...
Note: All persons in this novel are fictitious. If you are looking for a great deal of explicit sexual activity, this story is not for you. Those scenes that are included will be evocative rather than just for the sake of sex itself. This story is for your reading pleasure. Its length is undetermined at this time, because I do not know where my mind will tak...
Note: All persons used in this novel are fictitious. Although the areas used in this novel are real, the streets, buildings, roadways, recreational areas, and other points of interest used to make this interesting reading for you, are neither at the exact heights, or in the location described. If you are looking for a great deal of Explicit Sexual Activity,...
Author's Note: This story is in response to a reader request. The reader vacationed in Jamaica at the Hedonism II resort. He sent me an account of what he did and what he witnessed and asked that I write about his experience. I will call the main character Jim although that is not the requestor's real name. The story is fiction based on the reader's account...
I just wrote three checks for $100,000 each, two to my wife's favorite charities and one to mine -- Wounded Warrior Project. We donate every year. Not normally this much, but there is enough money in the bank and it is going to come back to fuck her in the ass. My name is Kurt Van Hall. Up until 6 weeks ago I was clueless to the true ways of the woman I lov...