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Literotica: The Penalties

by oggbashan on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Copyright Oggbashan December 2011 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. ************************************************* This Penalt...

A Free Speech Quiz

by sack on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Note: The form of this essay is 8 quiz questions followed by a review/analysis of the broader issue involved. Feel free to answer as many or as few as you wish. There are no right or wrong approaches to these questions, they are simply talking points on the extremely complicated topic of Free Speech. * 1. An "Adult Boutique" is scheduled to open in your n...

Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...

You Bet! Ch. 01

by Charkas on Feb 6, 2018
First Time

Author's note: The events of this story happen in the "universe" of my previous short story, The Protest, that I uploaded on December 2017. I'm planning on making a series of stories on that world, where the characters of each story will be connected somehow. Regarding now the erotic scenes I describe in these stories, they are a product of pure imaginatio...

Pleasure Tax

by ktmccoll on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

"I see that you are about to engage in sexual intercourse." It had been a wonderful evening up to that moment. Liz and I had gone to the same dimly lit restaurant in which I'd proposed to her fifteen years earlier. Over appetizers she stroked my hand and gave me dewy, come-hither looks. During the main course and two bottles of wine, she rubbed her leg agai...

The Lost Night

by daveglenn on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I was still quite innocent in the art of walking the Vegas strip after 2 a.m., which was littered with screaming fat chicks, homeless men, stumbling couples, and hookers. As I walked across a bridge beneath one of those blaring fifty-foot TVs, two black chicks approached me. "Hey sexy! Where do you think you're going?" I'd never been too much into black girl...

Score Checkers Anonymous

by Rumple Foreskin on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Just before he climbed into his bi-plane and flew away, the great DreamPilot and I knocked out the following piece of pitiful prose in recognition of the mental anguish many otherwise semi-sane writers experience during the last few days of a Literotica contest. Rumple Foreskin == SCORE CHECKERS ANONYMOUS: affecting the afflicted A shadow of despair, des...

Dead Battery Ch. 02

by MungoParkIII on Aug 29, 2017
Humor & Satire

  After jumping the battery for the stranded lady in her Beemer, Dan started heading home but was unable to ignore the image of the woman running that wand thing up and down her pussy in the strange purple glow. The way she reacted to that thing was something Dan had never seen before. Yeah, he had been married a while, but in their day he and his wife...

Memoires of a Dominant Ch. 02

by IvanMazlow on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Warning; this is not a fun, entertaining graphic encounter story. When I posted the first part of these memoires, I'd meant to enter it under 'non-erotic', as I know it's not what many come here looking for. It showed up under BDSM, and I'm not sure if that's because I pressed some wrong button, somewhere, or if someone along the way thought better of my ide...

A Hard Decision

by madengineer3 on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Copyright 2013 by madengineer3 There is no sex in this story. ******************* I thought I was faced with an unsolvable problem. I spent the better part of a year coming to a final decision. That decision was unpopular with my family and friends. However, it was the only way I could express my anger in a legal manner. Let me tell you about it. My name...