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Your sammich maker; my fuck-pig!

by Wank_Gough on Jul 14, 2020
Fetish

Wank Gough, aka 'The Goughster' here, with some guidelines to help all you WASPs (White Ango-Saxon protestants) out there fulfil your cuckold status. Now, as I'm all about the love, here's a little warning: tetchy WASPs who don't think they're natural and willing cuckolds might want to stop reading here, as you're likely to not be able to cope with ideas w...

Goughster Explains: 'Your Wedding'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

The Goughster here, teaching y'all to wake up and smell the spunk! "Oh, hallelujah, all our Christmas's have come at once! Thank you, great sage!" Just what the fuck, little fella! You calling me an 'erb? Let me tell ya, little fella, I'm not an aromatic plant whose greyish-green leaves are used as a culinary herb, native to southern Europe and the Medit...

Goughster Explains: 'WASPs & Signs'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

A lot of fuckers these days put a lot of store in words, books, anything where a bunch of letters are shoved together and think it's pretty darn profound. "Oh, Hi Wank, we've missed your eloquence, charm and wonderful insights!" No problem, little fella; it's what I'm here for. Now shut up and pay attention. Thing is, whilst these people with bookcases ar...

Goughster Explains: 'Misogyny'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

Wassup, little fella? Real men like me still fucking you wife? You don't need to answer, little fella; it's obvious what you are, and why it happens, even it ain't happened yet! "What do you mean, Wank?" Jeez, little fella! Haven't you been paying attention; if you went and got married; you made yourself a potential cuckold... we already covered this!...

Goughster Explains: 'Loving Wives'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

Hi, the name's Gough... Wank Gough! Not as in 'van go', which does sound a bit wanky come to think of it, but as in 'wank off'. I like to think it has resonances of wanking as an art form like how my name-sake Vinny's painting 'Starry night' immortalises my purple nozzled yoghurt spinner cumming like a fountain! What I'm trying to get across is the majest...

Why I Am Da Man, Ya Cucky Bitch Ya

by Wank_Gough on Oct 5, 2020
Loving Wives

Your darling sammich maker's late for her pig training, so I look her up in my phone. I don't know what pet name you have for your darling wife, but I have her in my phone as 'Gammon Wallet'. Me: 'WTF?' She has sixty seconds to answer, period. No excuses, no exceptions. And she's signed up to it. It's a respect thing; no matter what the little slag wagon's...

Wanking for Wendy

by encountersxxx on Sep 14, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

If, for you, jerking off isn't trendy, Then read about wanking for Wendy, Now her story is out, I don't have a doubt, You'll be hard as a rock, not bendy. * The nature of marriage has changed rapidly. During 25 years in the swinging scene I've seen it happen at first hand. In the old days there weren't too many of us, we were mostly late-30's and 40's and...

Wanking for Pleasure

by martinjulia on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Julia and I are in our 50's and we've been together for nearly four years now. We have both had sexual relationships in the past; mine mainly involving a disastrous marriage; Julia's, three fairly long term relationships. When we first got together we couldn't keep our hands off each other. It was such a joy to be naked with this wonderful sexy girl: I lo...

Wanking Off – Men Only

by peppermintpatty2006 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Admit it men! You guys are at a full advantage over us women. You have this built-in radar that tells you when you are aroused and hard. Us women, never really learn this until we are kissed, or touched, or charged up and then sometimes it's all wrong. I'm just learning that men wank off everywhere and anywhere. Next time, I wear that low-cut sexy blouse...

Wanking on My Harley

by GrSatyr on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I love the sun and being naked and I have always loved to be caught wanking by girls. Over the years I have had or should say have made the opportunity to be caught many times. I love the look and excitement on the girls faces when they catch me. I am not a body builder, however, I am in very good shape. I am naturally athletic. All the girls I have known...