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It had been a few years since the wife started drinking. I did my best though, I bargained, pleaded and threatened but she never gave it up. And then it happened, she went to work with alcohol on her breathe and lost her job. Well I had no choice now, I had to go back to surveying and working out of town. I wasn't at all happy about it, after all I had gotte...
The odds against an American child growing up to be an NFL Quarterback or Victoria Secret model are on the order of 20 million to one. Most of us live at the median of the bell curve of human possibilities. Average looks. Average physique. Average intelligence. Average motivation. Average sex appeal. Not me. I belong to a subgroup that is blessed----or curs...
This is a story based of WoW (World of Warcraft). ------------------------------------------- It was one of those days as I awoken that morning. A young but aspiring druid such as myself had little to do about nothing on days like today. I had everything I could want or need. A backpack full of supplies, food and the such should I need to go on one of my...
"Bashir, where in hell are you? Come here, I think I've been bit," Marlene Thompson shouted as she stumbled out of the warehouse, clutching her wounded knee with one hand while holding her pistol with the other. Wandering the warehouse in search of food wasn't a good idea, but hunger has a way of making people do things they wouldn't otherwise do, even durin...
NOTE: The following essay was sent to the author via OuijaMail, a new mobile app that promises to be the next Instagram. Its proprietary technology allows correspondence between contemporary authors and historical figures. The sender of this essay claims to be Samson, a legendary barbarian warrior from the Middle Ages. According to an unpublished essay by Jo...
This episode is told from Fiona's point of view. Like Episode 5, it includes a breastfeeding scene towards the end. This time, I'm going to try just posting the whole story and giving it tags associated with both fetishes. Pee fetishists, if lactation puts you off, feel free to stop reading just after the chair-peeing scene. Lactation fetishists, feel free...
Crystal woke up early in the morning. The night before had been spent sleeping with Kayleigh, an Elf from some undisclosed location. Looking around, the blonde girl realized her companion from the previous night was nowhere to be found. Probably around the house somewhere, likely up in Crystal's own room with her lord, the demigod called Ravenshadow. As her...
Prelude: How They Met Disclaimer: World of Warcraft and all related materials are copyright of Blizzard Entertainment. This story is intended for entertainment purposes only. The air was rent with the sounds of war cries and battle. Ashenvale had been the seat of many skirmishes since the new Warchief had ordered the expansion of the Warsong Lumbermills....
The road rumbles as Brad turns onto Picnic road, following the robotic instructions of his cell phone. "Jesus, this gravel is no picnic to me," he jokes, elbowing me and urging a chuckle. He's cute when he laughs and he knows it. I think I wasn't supposed to notice the way he messed his dark hair and turned his eyes up to the sunlight with a shining smile,...