"The curves of your lips rewrite history." Oscar Wilde Bangover: (noun) the fun happy mood created from the physical aftereffects of too much sexual intercourse and lack of sleep. Dear Diary, I love experiencing firsts, don't you? There is nothing like the first time you experience multiple orgasms, double penetration, or even enjoying an orgasm from ana...
Working away is the worst thing in the world - especially in the middle of a bleak Lothian winter. Having flown north in an aeroplane like a winged tin-can, and housed in a hotel with an ambience like my grandmother's living room, this particular trip promised to be particularly poor. Work was woeful, too. In town to re-train a team on how to use a new comp...
Showering before work Mandy wondered what her next shift would bring. Despite meeting Jenny on her last trip she hadn't seen her later on that day. Mandy was disappointed she'd wanted to take their meeting further. She knew it would be difficult because the trains could be busy and her work uniform of the green woolen dress only zipped up the back. If Mandy...
I was sat on my sofa, watching my wife do things that I never thought I'd see and whilst I was definitely conflicted about what I saw, I needed to write everything down to try and process where we had gone wrong and how I could change things. It's truly hard to believe I'm writing this and that my real life experiences have become such a cliché I can submit...
Monica Today has been a long day I think to myself as I pull up to the gym carpark and by the looks of it, the one time I get for myself tonight isn't going to be any easier. As I look across the carpark, I bite my lip with nervousness. He's here, he's still working. It makes for such an awkward training session. My eyes end up following him the whole nigh...
Yesterday was a holiday in the UK and I took the opportunity to clear some clutter from my garage. I had the doors open and sorted the stuff I didn't want into my car. Hot work with tins of paint, old metal and a load of paving slabs. I was stretching my back when my neighbour Jane drove up. She sat in the car for a long time so I straightened up and looked...
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- Dear Readers, as promised in the first chapter, here is the second installation of the "Sexting a Sensual Sophomore" series! I hope it will be worth the wait. Do leave a review or a comment if you enjoyed it. I am very excited to produce more content for you! - ----- A recap of Ch. 01: D and Sarai find themselves sexting after they share a workout togeth...
Please read the 1st 3 chapters to catch up on the full storyline. We are cuddled up on the couch, working on the bottom of the bottle of wine we started. Both of us spent but enjoying a beautiful afterglow from our evening with Craig. We recount the events, share some giggles, and laughs while getting a nice buzz from the wine. "How about another bottle?...
1996-1998 Angus hadn't wanted to accept Peter's loan and for a while I'd thought I had no chance of convincing him, but his parents had stepped in and encouraged their son to take advantage of it. 'If you have a house, you have security,' Auntie Rose told him. 'Nobody is the boss but you.' We bought a small house in Loganholme; three bedrooms, one bath...