The purpose of this story is to explore a bunch of wacky ideas and the smutty scenarios they enable. It's also a central hub for all the random concepts I've never quite been able to share anywhere else. That being said, I love seeing people take ideas or characters in their own directions. If you see something you like, or want to explore your own weird, wa...
I'm sorry if this episode was delayed but I've been down south tending to my ailing mother. I'm back home now but I must continue to write and get this all out of me. Thanks for the wonderful support you have given to me. --------------------------------- It started on a Sunday morning at around 5:30. My cell phone was ringing, but ringing somewhere off in...
My sister's a funny one. She's super uptight about sex, but I've been working on breaking her down, and she's changing a bit. She's a real nice girl, and we always got along, but we're real different in a lotta ways. One of the biggest is appearance wise. One of the reasons I stick with my yoga so good is to keep this ass of mine from turning into my sisters...
Some stories from Kathy—Ron's wife, Steve's lover, Penny's best childhood friend. Many of the other characters involved here can be found in Steve's Handyman Memoir stories. These aren't really chapters, just random stories and thoughts. Sketches from and open marriage. ——————— Hi everybody. Kathy here. You know . . . Ronnie's nympho wife. That's probably...
My wife has got it into her mind she is fat. When I tell her she's crazy she gives me a hard time. After I tell you this story, you make the call on who needs a shrink. I'm David and my wife is Carol. We have known each other since grade school were high school sweethearts and went to college together. We have been married 21 years, no kids and for all prac...
EPILOGUE. Hi, Arch here. Wow, I hope that was a satisfactory journey for you... because the amazing comments and interaction certainly made it a first one I'll remember! Firstly I apologize to all those who hated the story. But I did warn of the content. On that note, I will admit I don't like the Mona Lisa as a painting. It is too dark, the girl is ugl...
Note- Based on the Hanna Barbera cartoon from 1968, and does not reference any later variations of the tv show. I do not own any rights to the show, this is purely a fictional parody written for no monetary gain. x Voiceover- And now here they are, the most daredevil group of drivers who ever whirled their wheels in the way out wacky races. As the wacky r...
"Oh hi! We just moved in next door and I thought I'd introduce myself to the neighbors! My name's Carolyn, I've got two kids, Shane and Cody, and my husband Roger isn't here yet, but I'm sure you'll see us all around!" She stood there, expectantly waiting for me to say something. I didn't know what the fuck to say to that, I've never lived in a neighborhood...
Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...
"Where's my darling grandson?" "He's upstairs. He hasn't been feeling well. Bridgette is taking care of him." "I bet she is." (Grandmotherly giggling) "She does a great job for my baby." "Yes. She's a talented employee. I'm glad she can help my grandson feel better. I'm more than happy to do that myself though, dear." "I know you are mom... so am I. Don...