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Death and Dying

by CarBuffStuff on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I see dead people. An odd phenomenon is happening now that I'm getting older. Suddenly, I know more dead people than I do living people, a not so subtle reminder of what's in store for me, later than sooner, I hope. It occurred to me when an old friend from high school suddenly died of a heart attack the other day. It hit home because he was my age. He coul...

Cum Together, Over Me

by RedHot_Lips on Sep 2, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Mark was a man of habit. He had a schedule that he stuck to and enjoyed rules and order. His colleagues often called him anal or OCD. What they didn't know about Mark though was that beneath all the schedules and rules he was actually a bit of a dare devil. Mark wasn't your typical dare devil though. He didn't jump motorcycles through flaming hoops or swim...

Their Way

by Robopoop on Apr 22, 2025

The normal everyday drag. Wake up. Go to work. Come home. Sleep. Bills. TV. Family. Friends. Weddings. Funerals. Round and round the carousel we go. The familiar stone grey of societal norms, expected of you and of everyone else, for every day of your life, from beginning to end. We all know that feeling. That existential something, blocked out by a metaphor...

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My Hero Academia: The App

by ClownGirls on Apr 29, 2025

One day, the girls of class 1-B disappeared without a trace. The heroes all over Japan searched far and wide, but they were never found. The only lead came from a few of the boys in the class. Apparently, each of the girls had mentioned something about an app. After a month of terror, the worst was presumed. Eventually searches stopped happening and funerals...

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Hello, Goodbye

by BiCuriousKitty82 on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Funerals aren't so bad. I can zone out of the soft soothing words from the pulpit and grab an open eyed nap, with the heady scent of melted candle wax, wood polish, and that rich smoky incense at the Catholic shindigs, gently teasing my senses; as I try not to snore, or dribble. Being of no fixed religion I limit my visits to houses of worship strictly to wh...

Goes Like an Otter - Afterwards

by MattblackUK on Sep 24, 2019
Non-Erotic

I'd like to thank Randi for her editorial support and her great help and inspiration. ***** Mike Cooper was angry. No, fuck that shit! Mike Cooper was, what was that expression? Yeah, he was 'incandescent with rage'. There was absolutely no fucking need for what had happened. Yeah, okay, so his wife was, shit, had been, a cheating, duplicitous, conniving...

Jerry becomes Jill Pt. 01: The Beginning

by gasissynora on Dec 24, 2019
Transgender & Crossdressers

Please bear with me as this story gets off to a slow start as I set the stage for what will happen later. Thanks for reading this and please leave comments. My name is Jerry, or as I am better known now Jill and how this happened is the story I am going to relate here and in future sections of this tale. I was always a small boy for my age, reaching my adul...

Seduction in Grief

by tkoberon on Jan 20, 2020
Loving Wives

Funerals are necessarily emotionally charged. Whenever I attend one, I notice that grief and sorrow bring out strong feelings in people. Especially when we are burying a husband, women tend to be very susceptible to powerful feelings, whether of grief or otherwise. I keep a lookout for women greeting each other in these gatherings. Unfailingly I spot those...

Duty

by Todd172 on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

This is an autobiographical story, with just a few name changes, and maybe a few slight memory errors, as it has been a decade. The subject matter is decidedly dark, even by my standards, so you have been warned. I decided to put this down after a discussion in a comments forum. This is deliberately in present tense because that is the appropriate voice here...

Let's Get Fit

by davion2308 on Sep 14, 2017
How To

LET'S ALL GET FIT! If there is one thing everyone wants, it's a healthy, physically fit body. We see beautiful people on television or in commercials and we want to be them. Obesity is an epidemic all around the world and healthy changes are an immensely popular topic for media. On websites, one can find 100 articles with tips and hints to lose weight. Ther...