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A Gift from an Alien or What Pt. 04

by mountian299 on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 29 Brenda kissed Josh and said "you needed a shower and mouth wash." And we all were laughing. Josh (thought talk)tt, to Bill as his throat was stretched and to sore to talk he said, "That as master of the house he would fuck each and every one of us before the sun came up." Bill said," he (Josh} was starting with Barb and ending with his girlfrie...

Dicks in space

by Stumpy_jim on Apr 29, 2025

Waking up from cryosleep, I grumble as the glass from the pod lifts with a hiss of compressed air being released. With a yawn, a stretch, and few pops from cracking my knuckles I stagger from where I slept to the toilet, the ambient humming of the space ship in my ears, the clean clinical smell of a perfectly sterilised environment. I emptied my guts into th...

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The Game

by naughtieslikeajewel on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

See, the thing is I'm a sucker for a good happy hour. If you have colorful drinks with too many ingredients, served in frosted martini glasses, and then you make them half price, I will find a way to get there. Even if it's in Queens. I don't normally leave Manhattan unless it's a dire emergency, but my girl insisted I had to see this bar in Astoria, "se...

Big Bad and the Three

by Sean Renaud on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

There is a story around these parts about three sisters who got the name of the three little pigs. They weren't called pigs because they were fat; these girls were anything but fat. They were young, trim, athletic and nubile. Everything every man wants in a woman and more than most deserve. These girls were called the three little pigs because they had no sh...

A Fireman's Story: Angel of Mercy

by chibicur on Sep 15, 2017
Mature

The following is fiction. It is not meant to portray any specific individuals. I hope it is taken as a tribute to true heroes. It is not in any way intended to trivialize the events of September 11, 2001. * * * * * He was exhausted, sweaty, gritty, and dirty. Despite his tremendous efforts for the last 48 hours, he felt guilty and helpless. He should hav...

The Smell of a Man

by Shale on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

"Mad to be had, to be felt and smelled ... I hugged, I snuggled into an armpit, I sniffed the subtle whiff of its tuft, I lapped up the taste of its hot hollow ...I lay still in the notch of his crotch inhaling his sweat." W.H. Auden, A Day For A Lay Did you think underarm odor just happened? That it was a cruel joke of nature that we should stink in a most...

Emily's Second Electro Experience

by papadog on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

He didn't feel it was necessary but had agreed as a gesture of good faith so he locked his genitals in the clear polycarbonate chastity device and secured it with the key in the luggage lock. Ten minutes later she had pressed the door bell button and taken two steps backward. He answered the door in less than twenty seconds dressed in a maroon bathrobe. "You...

The Little Fucker Gang

by Jenny_Jackson on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Fuck you, Jenny. We're through. Good bye, you bitch!" Harry Dick, mediocre private detective, and well known wanker, shouted into the telephone receiver. "Now calm down, Harry. I'm trying to make it up to you," came the reasoning voice of the insane porn-mystery writer, Jenny Jackson. "I know I've put you into some, shall we say, uncomfortable situations i...

The Road to Rapture

by KateD on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I was so excited I could hardly stand it. Richard, a married friend-with-benefits, and I were finally going to have the chance to spend a night together, because one of the road trips for his baseball team coincided with a business trip for me, so we'd be in the same town together. I'd hardly eaten anything all week, because the anticipation was causing my s...

Pace Booty

by DarkerMuse on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

Pace booty, is what the triathlete community calls it. that delectable piece of appropriate sexy ass that you chase notionally because they're ahead of you, but in reality, you're thinking about what's under the lycra or spandex in totally inappropriate ways. I had been in serious training for a half iron man for almost 7 months now, and my training routes...