by
andtheend
on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman
Patron saint of love and lovers.
The patron saint of love, lovers, and happy marriages has a change of heart.
Did you ever stop and wonder why we have a Saint Valentine's Day? Did you ever wonder who Saint Valentine was and what he did to earn such a saintly perch in the Catholic religion? By the way, no other holiday, not even Christmas, is celebrated as...
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by
gb_jizz
on Sep 12, 2017
Romance
A beautiful woman was sucking my member.
"What is your name, beautiful cocksucker?" I queried.
"Valentine," she muffled. "And today is going to be a day you will re'member'!"
"What's the word limit?" I asked Britishly, not knowing how much to say.
"No limits," she fellated. "Only lust and desire. Those are my sisters: Lust is the Blonde, and Desire is th...
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by
NaughtyMike
on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Edited by Pantera Bonita
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The Bible makes all kinds of sexual references. These references are vague and glossed over in idioms and translated out of the text. Because of this no holds barred fucking format, I am able to factually relate these terms in basic crude English.
NOAH
Chapter 9 of Genesis has an awkward scene involving a drunken Noah wh...
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by
TamLin01
on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Horror
"He that falls into sin is a man; that grieves at it, is a saint; that boasteth of it, is a devil."
-Thomas Fuller
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"It's a heart."
Kennan turned the Valentine card over in his hand. "It doesn't look anything like a heart," he said.
"No one would want to buy it if it looked like a real heart," said Brigid, stretching out on the seat; her long legs t...
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by
Moondrift
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Twang, cupid let fly an arrow and smiled smugly as he saw it pierce Sally's heart. "Right on target," he muttered complacently.
Twang, another arrow that struck, this time in the heart of Leon.
"Gotcha," Cupid gloated as he flew away, "as easy as falling off a cloud."
It was a pity he didn't wait to see the results of his archery.
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"Ouc...
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by
epiphany65
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
Chapter 1
Mark Withers sat on the edge of his sofa in his livingroom, leaning over the coffee table in front of him. On the floor between his feet was an open cardboard box. Strewn about on the coffee table were letters, photographs, greeting cards and various other momentous that his ex-girlfriend, Denise, had given him. He and Denise had broken up just ov...
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by
DG Hear
on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic
There is no sex in this story. It could go in Romance or Mature. It's a story about a young woman who became a nurse in a Senior Citizen Center and a friend she became very fond of. Thank you to Mr. Wolf for editing this story for me.
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Chapter 1:
My name is Nina and this story begins when I got the position of being a nurse at a senior living facility....
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by
virtualatheist
on Sep 12, 2017
Romance
Cheryl sat back in her chair, brushed an errant strand of jet-black hair from her eyes and blew out heavily. She was musing to herself, "Bam! Thud! Spattered in runny clay."
She twizzled her gold pen between forefinger and thumb whilst her other hand toyed with her French plaited hair and murmured once more, "Bam! Thud! Spattered in runny clay, 3, 4."
In...
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by
JakeRivers
on Sep 14, 2017
Romance
Author's note:
I'm not eligible to win anything in this competition since I won something in the Holiday Contest with "The Bell Ringer," but... writing is addictive and I just couldn't help myself! Sometimes I write for readers and sometimes I write for myself. I hope a few of you like it - those who don't please be gentle!
Some truth to this tale: everyth...
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by
FinalStand
on Sep 28, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
*Editing magic performed by Shyqash, plus contributions by the regular gang of brigands and neer-do-wells*
*This tale is a bit tongue and cheek as well as kinky, so be warned.*
*This story arc is VERY sex light; you've been warned*
*Every hurricane starts as just a bit of rain*
[PRELUDE]
[A FEW SHORT WEEKS LATER]
Contrary to my pledge to the Night Watc...
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