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Dude Looks Like a Lady

by trainman2k on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

As you read this, please don't believe that this how I think women act. This is just an attempt at some odd humor. ========================= Having lost a so-called 'friendly' bet at the bar one night recently, I was obligated to dress and act as a woman for a day. The only good thing was that I could do it on a day off since it would be unexplainable for...

Pool Side Service

by willypaw on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

I knew the day was going to become disorganized when hubby announced at breakfast that he had arranged with the swimming pool company to have someone out to service the pool filtration system. That means I would have to stand by to unlock and show them where the controls were. However, the thing that really ticked me off was his mention of a small party of b...

Flooded Out Pt. 02

by Isabella_1978_UK on Oct 10, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Story Code: M/F, Oral, Anal, Unfaithful Wife, Prostitution, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism ***** When we got home from our shopping trip to Dungeons and Dragons our neighbours were still out in front of the house next door to our house, as we pulled up with Angela's door facing them they moved their position so that they could watch Angela getting out of our car...

Under The Sun Ch. 3

by Rog on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The combination of the shock of seeing Lucy and the fact that I had got so used to lounging around naked over the past few days meant that it took me a few seconds to realise that I was now standing in front of my best friend wearing nothing but sun block! Embarrassed, and much to Lucy's amusement, I awkwardly struggled into a T-shirt and my bikini bottoms w...

In Loving Memory of Judy

by uticanyrick on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Judy passed away this past spring and I will miss her. She was the most sensual woman I have ever known. This story is not only about her it is a expression of our special relationship. We kept it secret because she was a very private person and was afraid that her wild side would embarrass her children, who were more important to her than anything else in t...

Cock Cage Contest - Expanded

by JrBlueBalls on Nov 16, 2020
Loving Wives

I received your email inviting your product users to join your contest to write essays about our experiences with your product, with the chance of winning a new cock cage. About five years ago, as a new bride, my wife bought me your "Put a Ring on It" metal cock cage. Here is our essay for your contest. Hi, My wife is female dominant and so fun about it. S...

Let's Talk About Masks

by RubyRay on May 12, 2020
Fetish

Not the fabric ones that you choose to wear in the street now. No. A different kind. The helmet-type ones with sealed, circular glass eye pieces and a screw-on filter. Rubber ones. The ones transformed from a protection from radioactivity to a legitimate fetishwear. I used to wear masks like that once a week or so. Not for long, for 10 minutes at a time. It...

Masters of Lavender Hill Mansion Ch. 06

by RoyceConnors on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

Olivia knew Chelsea had heard the giggle and she was sure it was Livy's giggle she had heard. "Who was that?" Who's there?" "What are you talking about, Chelsea?" "Didn't you hear it? It was like a girl giggling right behind us." "No, I didn't hear any giggling. Did you, Lisa?" Lisa was standing at the bottom of the stairs and shrugged her shoulders. "...

Unexpected Delivery

by Spindizzy on Aug 21, 2017
Fantasy

You wake up to the early morning sun shining through your Venetian blinds, directly into your eyes. You throw off your blankets, open your closet door, and dig through the clothes on the floor. Searching until you find your least pair of dirty pants. You get dressed not bothering to change your boxers and head into the kitchen through the eerie silence of th...

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Bored Nearly to Tears

by wanderingwonderer on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

He's at it again. Yack, yack, yacking. How can one man be so dense that he can't see that my eyes are glazed, my mind, now nearly full of stuff that I may never need has begun to turn to mush. I have just become a receptacle for his useless, endless chatter. I am so far beyond caring what is streamed into head that I now make no effort to take in and process...