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Bad Mood? Good Mood?

by Sas It Up on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I’m on my hands and knees trying to tuck one of the sheets edges into the bed as you walk in the room...you tell me not to move...and I glance over my shoulder to see you walk in the bedroom door shirtless, the jeans your wearing seam to be molded to the muscles in your legs, and there is a distinct bulge along the material. I smile and open my mouth to say...

A Wonderful Massage

by littlemissnaughtygal on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Friday night and you had just come home from a long day at work, I greet you at the door and you proceed to hug me whispering to me” oh it feels good to have you in my arms I missed you today. “I missed you too baby.” Looking around you realize that the house is awfully quiet, “Where are the girls?” he asks in wonder.” “They are out for the night at mom...

Pretty Woman

by jackal1 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I watched the packed dance floor. Things were getting hotter. The music was louder, the lights dimmer. Bodies rocked together – brushing, touching and teasing. Men and women. Didn’t quite see it happen. My attention was focused on the hot bodies swaying on the dance floor. As I sipped a drink my eyes leveled on her. She was sitting right across. It was a...

Talking With J. Guy

by JGuy on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Joe sat up and slowly swung his legs over the side of the bed. “Unh....shit.” The pounding in his head, which was dull when he first awoke, increased as he sat up. “Christ, I gotta cut this shit out.” His spasming chest sent him into a long series of hacking coughs finally subsiding with a bit of wheezing. He rubbed his eyes half believing that they had a...

M Is For Matinee

by velvetpie on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Inspired by Sue Grafton’s alphabetical series. “I can’t stand it any more, Larry!” I watched her move around the room, throwing clothing in to her suitcase. Roz was mad. And she had every reason to be upset. The vacation that I had scheduled months ago had to be canceled for the sixth time and my wife had had it. For six years, we’ve been trying to get awa...

Afro-Amazons

by Wolverine on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I was on cruise by the coast of Africa with my friends. We were celebrating both our graduation from high school AND my 18th birthday, and this trip was paid by a rich dad of one of my friends. And then out of nowhere one night, a storm came upon the ship i was suddenly overboard! How could I get so much bad luck? The darkness fell over me as I was beneath t...

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Muddin'

by Christhecat on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

Kent held his book in one hand and scraped dirt off the side of his sneaker with a stick he held in the other. Deciding to read his assigned chapter on a bench in front of the English building on the nicest day of the year was a big mistake, Kent thought. Waaaaaaaaaaay too easy to get distracted out here. A deep purr caught Kent’s ear and grew louder as an...

Promises, Promises

by ribnitin on Sep 23, 2019
Loving Wives

A member of a Twitter writers’ community asked how authors should present their social and political ideals in their work. I responded to only include them if they are relevant to the story; not to hit readers over the head with them. So I apologize in advance if you have a headache from reading this. If you’re a troll, I’m sure you’ll find a lot of material...

The Countess

by Malacandra on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Ever had one of those days where you have to pinch yourself to see if you’re dreaming? That’s how I felt when I watched the Countess’s butt going over a five-bar gate in front of me, in the shortest pair of cut-off jeans you ever saw. But I’m getting ahead of myself. You don’t know me from a hole in the ground and you don’t know what the Countess looks like...

Confessions

by SciGuy on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Thanks, Doctor. No, I had breakfast earlier. Can I have the sofa, today? Great. Let me get right to the meat of it, Doc. I had this strange dream a few months back. I dreamed I was a WOMAN! I AM calm. Sorry. Sorry-about-that. Well, I’ve had sex dreams before, I guess, but this was different. You know me, Doc. I coach ball, I’m a married man. A father. Wh...