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Post Coital Suggestion Ch. 02

by Playful_Housemom on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

The story you are about to read includes very explicit reference to sex. If you are not old enough to read this story where you live, or if you object to frank language about sex, please read no further. If, however, you enjoy sexual fantasies and a bit of humor along the way, please read on! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ This story really needs Chapt...

Head Above Water Pt. 01

by norafares on Jul 3, 2019
Romance

Author's Note: This is a story I wrote a few years ago. It's a very short series, only a few parts so it should hopefully keep Renascence readers occupied while I work out that final chapter. Special thanks to Melanie R. for her insurance advice, Dr. K. Wright for answering all of my medical questions, and Laura(Lun) for being my loyal beta. Hope you al...

Ballbusting image inspiration

on Apr 22, 2025

Photos that involve Ballbusting or castration threat. Feel free to add photos and stories. If a story has a * it means they don’t have a story yet.What's next? Branded Punching bag Perfect for kicking* Ice cream* Punishment* Pegging*...

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I Saw Your Wife At The Orgy

by hotwifecouple13 on Apr 22, 2025

My wife and I were at the farmer’s market, having a wonderful morning. Our relationship had been on the rocks, but things were finally settling down. No more fighting, no more late nights, no more trust issues. Her short hair glimmered in the morning sun, and I admired her beauty as she perused the fruits and vegetables on display. She was gorgeous, her perk...

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Sheila's Adventures

by RitaGarew on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Thanks for SumanTriguni and BVRocks for contributing to many parts of the story. And NTsarina for suggestions and a great start!! Feel free to give feedback. More stories to cum (pun intended)... Don't forget to add your email even if it is just criticism. All feedback is appreciated. ***** Meet Sheila - Sheila is a coach for teachers who has acquired suff...

Sometimes They Come To You

by SizeQueenSupreme on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

Sixteen inches. Sixteen fucking inches. Sixteen goddamned pussy-punishing inches. You can’t imagine how frustrating it is to have to deal with that. Trying to find a man that measures a foot and four inches when you can scarcely find two men of those epic proportions. And with proportions like mine, you’d think I could tame any man, no matter how big his d...

Erotic Home Spa

by ErnstBlofeld on Sep 14, 2017
How To

Believe it or not, home spa like bathing can be an integral part of your sexuality. As a relaxation technique, it can’t be beat, and it’s something that you can do to substitute the high priced day or resort spas that exist out there. Let’s face it; most spas treatments are somewhat sensual when you look at them. Massage, facials, aromatherapies, hot tubs, s...

Brevity: Cardi B

by TheNewcomer on Sep 24, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Where's your husband at?" Brandon stepped into the marvelous mansion and tried to hold in his envy. That was interrupted after he asked a stupid question to the owner of the home. Cardi turned and pushed her hair back. "Nickel, you came ovah to mah fuckin' table and dropped ya banana into my 'rita like a stir stick," she said angrily. And a bit drunk. "Th...

A Doubleheader

by HughMungus1 on Jan 21, 2020
Humor & Satire

CUTE AS A BUTTON "Three out of four people now believe in angels... What are you fuckin' stupid?!?" ― George Carlin "Isn't that cute as a button?" Phyllis queried. "You bet!" I responded. "The button pressed by el presidente to initiate thermonuclear war," I silently concluded. Am I the only person who's never looked at a fucking button, exuberantly ex...

Big Mouth

by fantasticfic on Apr 16, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Another Friday night, another failed blowjob. Okay, "failed" was probably too strong, I reflected as my beautiful girlfriend knelt between my legs with my penis in her mouth. Still, this was clearly 80% handjob to 20% blowjob. "It's no good," said Cat, spitting me out. "It's just too fucking big." I never thought I'd get tired of hearing that but, to b...