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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
"Tits!"
I have always been attracted to breasts, tits, boobs, jugs, hooters, knockers, melons, cantaloupes, coconuts, boulders, puppies, tatas, pair, hands, bosom, yahoos, Dolly Partons, grapefruits, hummers, woofers, tweeters, twins, norks, headlights, fun cushions, love muffins, donuts, chesticles, chest pillows, droppers, chubbies, chi-chi, blouse bunnie...
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SusanJillParker
on Feb 7, 2018
Reviews & Essays
As if your vote is my applause, please vote.
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There's no one here but us. Tell me. Do you wish you were rich? If you're not already rich, do you wonder why you're not rich? Why "them" and not "you"?
Listed below are SusanJillParker's miscellaneous ramblings of things that are not right and/or not fair with the biggest issue being money. MONEY. M-O-N-E-Y....
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by
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic
My idea is simple, cost effective, and it works. My company is called C. O. C. Catchy name isn't it? It stands for Cutout Cops. I make life-sized, cardboard cops that look like the real thing. You see, I use actual police officers as models, pay them a fee to photograph them and to use their image, and reprint their likeness on cardboard.
I even make phony...
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by
oggbashan
on Dec 3, 2019
Fetish
Angela's Christmas Crackers
Copyright Oggbashan November 2019
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
"What do you want those for?" I as...
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by
HumanEndeavor
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
This is to my friend Mr. Byrd, who just started Farmingdale College for Computer Graphic Arts and who's favorite phrase was "I own." His favorite answer was "How about NO!"
The Particular Nonsense
Of McDonalds and the Salad of Days gone Bye
A thousand years ago the Aqua Teen Hunger Force was told a story about the time the indigenous species regularly use...
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by
Phileas123
on May 20, 2019
Fetish
How could I put it?
"See, Mrs. Dungham, if you could be so kind to free me of this, I will definitely raise your wage for cleaning the house."
Or
"Is it possible that this whole thing remain between me and you? And could you please hand me those panties?"
Or perhaps
"Ok, let's make a deal, close your eyes and make everything I tell you. Just close your...
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by
Prizmatic
on Sep 16, 2017
Romance
Stacy had been working at the shop for three years, but sometimes it seemed she'd always been there. It was career number three, but she liked machining. Even more, she liked being one of the guys. It was the best of therapy to cut up and carry on, call each other every name in the book, and have it all be in good fun.
Even so, the moment she left the parki...
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by
The_Foundation
on Apr 22, 2025
BANG BANG BANG!
I jolted awake to the sound of pounding on my door, and despite my best efforts, rolled right out of bed onto the hard wooden floor. As my eyes adjusted to my surroundings, I took in the bare apartment around me.
A small studio apartment with a single barstool, a laptop, and a few cardboard boxes were all that remained of my possessions. The...
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Storyteller2121
on Jan 30, 2018
Erotic Couplings
SO... I'd hoped for a pleasant-enough atmosphere, a pretty masseuse, maybe a little something extra - the on-line add did seem to hint at such promise - and a decent massage. I got two of the three. And a girlfriend.
The spa, unlike so many of those typically advertised, was in fact a spa. It was full of contradictions in both design and intent. For starter...
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by
MildOgre
on Mar 6, 2018
Fetish
"Through this door, Mr. Hardt." Ken pulled his eyes off the swaying sashay of the clinging green skirt to see her guide's gesture towards the open door.
"Thank you," he said, and walked into the room. Smaller the classrooms he remembered from high school, the chemistry-type front table was covered with a purple pad. Eight two-person desks were staggered in...
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