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Posole: Pork Butt Love

by Arancini_Love on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Ever heard of Posole? Mexico's unheard of national dish (everyone thinks "mole' is their national dish....too much "Food Network" B.S. They are wrong. Posole is everywhere). Baby, you have some time to burn today? Raining and windy...kinda shitty outside. You like it when I call you baby, don't you. Hand on your cheek. This will take a bit of time, but i...

Naked and Fruity

by Learningfast on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Georgina Knight is a woman who knows what she wants, and what she wants is new erotic experiences. The net-advert was quite clear: Tell Us What You've Done and We Guarantee to Give You a New Experience. She thought, "There must be a catch. What do they want in return?" Even so, the advert was such a draw on her imagination that she couldn't help herself b...

Dessert

by tigress2831 on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Coming in the back door leading into the kitchen, my arms full from the various stops i made, i close the door behind me with my foot making sure not to slam it. i set the bags on the counter and take a deep breath, wondering why i didn't do that in two trips. i slip my shoes off at the door, then make my way up to the bedroom. Quickly, i start to shed my c...

The Humble Pepper

by Seabass on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

We've always liked to use food to enhance our sex ever since we read "Like Water for Chocolate" and that book by Marquez where the wacky dictator puts asparagus into the vaginas of the local towns women. I think that is actually where we got the idea from, sophomore year of college literature class. We passed notes back and forth to each other describing wha...

The Man from Venus

by HaddenIndustries on Sep 1, 2017
Fetish

**Please note that this story doesn't contain much sex. It's the idea that's supposed to be erotic. So if you're looking for a lot of explicit raunch, this ain't for you.** * He'd vacuum their place when she was at work. And then there was the cooking, the cleaning, the washing, grocery shopping. He didn't mind any of it -- in fact, he was glad to do it. D...

Reality Break Ch. 02

by TheTask on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Note: Like I said, I'd be starting this once my other story finishes. I implore you to enjoy this story, whether for its story or sex (there won't be a large amount, be warned). Also, I was supposed to have an editor for this story... But she was a no show and I was too lazy to wait. * "Y-you're serious? Someone's breaking into our servers? That's impossib...

Taste

by Dangerfyeld on Mar 18, 2020
Erotic Couplings

The golden light of the sinking sun filled the room with a warming glow as I roughly chopped the carrot and onions, then finely sliced the garlic. The radio hummed away in the background but I wasn't paying much attention to it. I enjoyed cooking and while a little something to listen to was always pleasant, it was by no means required. 'How on earth do yo...

Brash and the Schrodinger Snare Ch. 08

by DragonCobolt on Nov 19, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

So, you ever want to know what to do when you're stuck on a undead-infested, formerly drowish space-frigate and your wife has been kidnapped and also your only friend is actually an evil dwarf in a gimp suit? Well, firstly, grats, dude! You're living one crazy, out there life! Nose-Five! A nose-five, in case you aren't a dragon, is where you bump your nose...

FKK at Wellness Hotel Eifel Star 01

by yonekhadvash on Aug 31, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I would like to thank Alexandra my editor for correcting my English and her wise remarks. Prologue I was planning my visit to a professional trade fair in Cologne in Germany. I do have a habit of spending one or two exhausting days in the fair and then allowing some quality time with myself, as due to our company's policy I travel alone. After surfing the...

The Crimson King Ch. 07

by velvetpie on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

"LEON!" "Mary! Mary, calm down!" Mary Ann opened her eyes and looked around, her entire body shaking with memory. The rich surroundings were unfamiliar but the handsome features poised above her were warm and comforting. "You're safe. You're safe now, baby." She met Leon's soft eyes and pushed herself up, trying to remember what had happened. "Leon?" "Yes...