"Welcome to Taco Haven, may I take your order please?" the voice rang out of the talking taco speaker. "It is hard to believe the volume of shit-for-brains burritos you have created,"the driver of the SUV shouted back. "Excuse me, did you want to order now?" the voice clanged. "My sense tells me that you are just another dog damned closet queer, even thou...
After twelve years of marriage, there has been a remarkable change in our sex life. My wife has always been Miss Perfect. Cool and aloof, she exudes an attitude of superiority that has kept most people at arms length. Katheryn is always perfectly coifed, immaculately dressed, and definitely looks down her nose at anybody who isn't up to her measure. Yet, be...
It's Friday, just after midday, and I am in the lift of my Dom's office building. I have a caesar salad in my bag for him which is ostensibly my motivation for dropping in. Later, we're going away for a long, filthy weekend. A weekend which should have already begun except he was called into work to approve an emergency file. He promised to be back by early...
When I got to school on Tuesday I let Mindy know that Friday afternoon was when we were going to do it. I also told her to make sure she wore some sexy underwear. Hoping that I was going do her sooner, she pouted a little when I told her she had to wait a few days. I knew she wanted it bad, so for some reason it was fun for me to make her wait a little longe...
It's a fuck parody... It ain't real "Why is this bitch here James? You know I hate her. She took my job and she's a puny little twat." Kathie Lee asks me... upset she's sitting mere feet from her arch enemy. "Puny little twat? Where'd you learn that one grandma?" Kelly... pissed off. "Why would you wanna fuck her anyway? She's a walking STD advertisemen...
My nigger Type-O put me straight. 'Gym up there, Millmount, you hear, they soccer moms, they want a bull, a thug, a hammer...Type of time a nigger be on with they cunts from they Heights...Fuckin bored, horny, studyin they punk-ass men...Shit, I got em on the go...Runnin me a fuckin game...' He ain't talkin no tale. Sponsor my ass too. Nigger ain't been th...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real... Unfortunately I was fucking Charlotte Flair after her photoshoot. She was covered in blue and gold body paint. I was ass pounding her on my desk, after already drilling her big, fake tits and sweet pussy. My wife, Stephanie McMahon was downstairs in our basement, filming Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka... Or my assistant S...
"Hey, dumbass!" "Huh?" A shotgun blast hits the ground in front of my dimwitted cousin Spence's (The King Of Queens) feet. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Spence jumps higher than he ever has and runs off to the next trailer, hiding from my girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory). "ARE YOU CRAZY, PENNY?" Spence shivers in fear, tucked behind a stack of wood pallets. "Ha ha ha...
I got tired of overseas contracting so I decided to settle down...somewhat. I managed to get a cake job as a strength and conditioning coach for a division one college on the west coast. I hate spoiled college kids but the prime, naive pussy running around makes up for it. I was watching the rugby team practice and it took me back to my high school rugby day...
I saw Charli XCX from across the bar, a crowd of party-goers between us. It was your standard downtown Los Angeles urban club: packed to the brim, drunk people dancing, music almost too loud to hear yourself think, etc. It was the launch party for her latest album, 'XCX 3'. Being a music producer in LA I had attended heaps of these gigs and initially I exp...