This is a parody... It is not real. This is a parody of The King of Queens sitcom... It takes place in 2005... It's about me taking sexual ownership of Carrie Heffernan, played by Leah Remini... Enjoy. Cast: Dick (Me) Carrie (Leah Remini) Kelly (Merrin Dungey) Doug (Kevin James) Spence (Patton Oswald) Danny (Gary Valentine) Arthur (Jerry Still...
So here we are in a hotel room in Amsterdam, about to have a "fuckoff" with some guys from Germany that we met on the flight over, well, actually, I knew one of them fairly well. We've shared a flight and more on more than one occasion. Hi, I'm Yasmine, and before I get into the "fuckoff" and what it means. Let me tell you all about how this started. I'm...
Inspired by a story from Sebastian My wife was out of town for a few weeks recently and I was getting no sex whatsoever. I tried to restrain myself but on one particularly horny night I figured I would go out to a bar as a distraction if nothing else. I dressed in slacks and a long-sleeve shirt, and strolled down to a new bar that opened up not far from my...
I guess you would say I'm a pretty successful woman. Well not "pretty," although I've kept a nice figure and my tits have always drawn stares. I am an executive with a high tech firm with lots of cashed options that by now have made me fairly wealthy.. But nothing about my looks or my affluence could have landed me David. David is intelligent, sensitive, and...
Wendy was running late; she grabbed her keys from the hook on the wall and as she opened the door, the phone rang inside the house. "Damn it," she swore, turning back around and laying her large purse on tile counter. "Hello?" she said, answering with a pleasant voice she had to force. "Hey Wendy, it's me," she heard her husband say from the other e...
We didn't talk about our experience with Rod during the week but Jane was hornier than usual and I was worn out by Friday. As I walked in the door Jane greeted me with a passionate kiss and informed me that we were going out dancing. I asked if she thought Rod would be at the club and she gave me a funny look and said, "I sure hope so. After last week I have...
My name is Eddie and something has happened in my life recently that I have to write about. Let me tell you about my situation. I am a 32 year old white male, who is married to a very sexy woman, named Liz. Liz, who is 28 years old, and I have been married for five years. We met when we were teenagers and dated on and off, until our marriage. Liz is easily t...
The Perils of Greggie-Poo #1: "Mishi's Dark Lust" (Note: these events follow from those in the series "The Misadventures of Mishi") * * * * * My wife, Mishi, is a petite 5'6", 100 lb., natural blonde. The trusses of her hair reach just below her ears. Her breasts are perky and stand out at a slightly up-thrust angle, her stomach is flat, and she's got a r...
This is a fuck parody series... Maybe offensive... But not real Series Theme : I'm the trashiest white motherfucker (literally) out there... And I have a huge sweet tooth... I love chocolate... I love black pussy... My adopted mother is Oprah Winfrey... I'm the sleaziest fuck freak on earth... Sex drugs and freaky shit is my motto Phone's ringing... Still...
"Bullshit!" my friend since year five of college Jeff exclaimed slamming his half empty bottle of beer on my dining room table. The cards on the table shifted slightly, as his wife rolled her eyes. "Dude that is such utter bullshit," "No bullshit," I said. "I was 23 at the time and...fuck it, I'll get the video and prove it," "Oh hell no!" my fiancée Lynn...