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Breakfast in Bed

by BlowjobSuzuki on Jun 26, 2018
Erotic Couplings

My eyes fluttered open. I breathed deeply, well-rested and satisfied. My stomach grumbled in protest. Almost satisfied, I corrected myself. I stretched my limbs, still locked in John's embrace as he slept peacefully. "Wake uuup," I whined. He grunted and shifted, his hand finding its way to my right breast purely by instinct, squeezing me gently through my...

Aphrodite's Curse Ch. 062

by Gaius8666 on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

As Demetrius was dragged under the water, his eyes closed tight as he prayed that he would soon pass out. Fearing accidentally viewing the monstrous form of the Goddess, his curiosity was growing and fighting his natural terror and self-preservation instincts. Equally fearing seeing her but also terribly intrigued to know what horrible creature was tormentin...

Jared and the Witch

by bad_boy_good_girl on Sep 13, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

My second submission I would love to get feedback. If you are underage or this is illegal where you are from, why are you on this site? Jared looked nervously about as he opened the plain red door and stepped inside. He had never been here before but heard that this brothel catered to his kinky desires. Jared was a submissive and a bit of a masochist. He...

CoC: Tamani Gets Bee'd

by RaistlinMajere on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Reena lounged on her big flower in her grove, relaxing for a little while before she inevitably got busy. Ever since that new woman moved into the woods... what was her name... Jenny. That was the girl. She was an adorable thing with a fierce will and a magnetic personality. She had started a family and had raised a fortress in a short year since she appeare...

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by Manny_Kanblo on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

The tuna salad recipe called for two boiled eggs. Two organic boiled eggs that looked too much like they were about to hatch in the boiling pot of water; threatening to burst open with chicks that would immediately cry out for something I could never provide. I really wondered what the difference was between organic and regular eggs, besides the color differ...

Aspic

by tunatinga38 on Apr 10, 2018
Humor & Satire

Every character in this story is over 18 years of age. Enjoy! "Good morning, class! Today we're going to learn how to make aspic." Because aspic is delicious, most of the senior year classed perked up at hearing this. But not Bradford, he was too busy staring at Ms Fox's perfect DD-cup tits. "Bradford! Did you hear me?" Ms Fox got close enough that Bradfo...

Chez Saga

by phfina on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

A certain someone asked me "I know how to make gnocchi, but I want to know how you make it; so tell me!" ... and I thought: well, everybody knows how to make gnocchi, but when a certain someone told me her recipe didn't come out quite right and did she add too many chocolate chips ... (chocolate chips?) Well, an intervention was necessary. So as a bucolic...

Angel Gets a Whipping

by Artist101 on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

The car bumped along the dirt road, the headlights illuminating a narrow road lined with trees. Angel sat in the passenger seat, her hands in her lap. She could hardly breathe with her excitement. The had been driving for nearly two hours and now they were almost at their destination. She occasionally glimpsed the man beside her, the man she called Master. H...

Alien Abduction

by Lazarus on Sep 19, 2017
NonHuman

John felt like a long drive would help to clear his head. He had a particularly stressful week and now found himself alone for the first time in many years. His family had decided to take an extended weekend trip to visit the in-laws. He stayed behind to work. "Work" he thought, "it was always his work that ruled his life and kept him from having fun". He...

X-Men: The Summers Drive Pt. 11

by Zev95 on Jun 9, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Jean looped the apron around her neck and tied it behind her waist. She wore nothing else. It covered her full breasts and her sex, naturally enough, but let her wide ass spread out below the apron strings. She couldn't wait for Scott to walk into the kitchen and see it. She knew that she was a voluptuous woman, not like tall, slender Emma, with her svelte h...