Pancakes and Shopping Trips ....... And ne'er the two shall meet We had a Saturday morning ritual in our house. My wife went shopping and I cooked pancakes. She hated them and I didn't so I cooked them on Saturday mornings when I could relax and enjoy them while she was shopping. It was almost 11:00 and I was standing at the stove cooking when the heart a...
CHAPTER ONE: A Strange Final "Maaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiik!" I groaned as I was jerked from a fantastic dream of being smothered to death by the class of 2019's best titties (Sarah Cornwick, if you were curious) by the shrill sound of my mother's voice screaming up the stairs. I twitched, writhed, then fell out of bed as she followed up my name with a hammering on...
1. "Your new book is selling pretty well," said Irina Slonimska, Roger's editor. "Plumbing for the Panic-Stricken fills a definite need. I don't mind telling you that it saved me several hundred dollars in New York City plumbers' bills when I was editing the manuscript." "Did it really?" asked Sharon Hillstein, eying her old college roommate across the t...