In the part of Texas we were staying (Houston) locals called a bottle of Budweiser a, "goose neck Bud." I was a damn Yankee; this is not to be confused with a Yankee. Damn Yankee is a northerner that stays and stays. A regular Yankee stays for the winter. Since I was a damn Yankee on contract fixing F-4C's at Ellington AFB, I strived to act like a local. "S...
I'd like to thank Matt Moreau for his feedback and help in editing this story. If you're looking for a story with a lot a graphic sex and one which the husband kicks his wife to the curb, move on to the next one. * My wife has either got to be the most loving and caring wife in the world or the stupidest mother-fucking slut that ever walked the face of th...
A modern love in the making - The second best pickup line used on me ... All characters are well over 18 years old and include 'Rocket Man' and 'Sparkling Red' who first met online a few years ago as their alter egos 'Jardine Man' and 'Mimbabe'. These are their stories mostly written by Rocket Man from both their perspectives - often of their same adventu...
When I got back to the shop, Brian was smart enough to get all apologetic before I had a chance to let him have it. "I'm sorry, Tom, triple-A didn't tell me who it was, just the location and what kind of car and that it was a woman. Shelley called right after you drove off and asked me to tell you she's sorry she got mad." He shrugged. "Shit, I really am sor...
I studied that old tree carefully. If I cut wrong just a smidgen, it would careen off into an area I didn't want it to, and that would bring me lots of issues. I was still upset over having to cut it down at all, but the storm and all those lightning strikes made it need to be done now. Yes, I said strikes, as in more than one. Whoever said that lightning n...
There is little sex in chapter one a story of one man's life, loves, and disappointments. * Hi my name is Tim and I'm a retired truck driver. I live in the northwest part of Portland on the hillside of a mountain. I started out life as skinny, freckle face, farm boy five nine one twenty-five with dirty blond hair that was so wavy I couldn't do anything wit...
The only compensation writers at Literotica receive is votes and comments. Please vote and if you have any feedback either leave a comment or send me an email. I love receiving email from my readers. ***** Chad Derry pulled the twelve-pack of Bud Light out of the display cooler at the local wine and beer shop. A twelve pack along with the full six-pack and...
CHAPTER 1 Riley Hall found out his Australian wife of seven months intended to divorce him for 'irreconcilable differences' and he mused about that. He had no idea what her beef about difference problems with him were but she'd become a pain in the ass in recent months, at him all the time to work longer to earn more money to buy the things she wanted. Jes...
Thanks to oldnakeddad for his editing skills. *** "I've never been to this brewery before. Which beers are most popular?" ************ Willow Branch Brewing is a small micro craft brewery in Syracuse, New York. I'm standing at the back of their tap room area checking out the available beers and the customers. On the plus side, Willow Branch has a divers...
A note to readers: This is a long story that unfolds chapter by chapter through the eyes of two protagonists -- Mark and Elsa, and as in many of my other stories involves a growing spate of horny characters. Every ten chapters or so I will provide a short summary at the start of that episode to bring new readers up to date (see start of Ch. 60). This story...