I'm a 25-year-old male who stands 5' 10" weights 170 lbs. I have long brown hair, past my shoulders and brown eyes. I love to work out and like to show the muscles that I'm getting. I use this as my excuse to remove all of my body hair. I have been married for 3 years to a beautiful girl named Pam and I have dated her since high school. She is also 5' 10" an...
After finding our table, ordering our food and wine I asked: "Peter, when you said you would come alone, does that mean there are problems between you and Ellen?" "Yes, you can say that, we are divorced I am sorry to say." "Oh! I didn't know that, what happened?" "She cheated?" "Did she have an affair?" "No, it was a one time thing." "How did you find...
The door slammed as Sophie swept in and dropped her overnight bag on the kitchen floor with a bang. Yep, my fiery, redheaded wife was still furious with me. I watched as she poured herself a cup of coffee and sat down opposite me at the kitchen table. It was a beautiful late Alabama spring morning, but the atmosphere seeping across the table was frigid. Aft...
It all started innocently enough. Okay, maybe not. I had heard the one and only Brittany Andrews was back in LA for one night only before heading on the road for a few months, so I lied to the wife and took off for the club. Of course, by the time Brittany got on stage, I had had a lot to drink, and had also gotten up close to the stage, so I could see the w...
You always remember those fortunately few moments in life when someone said something or you learned something that brought your world to a halt and made time stand still. You think afterwards, when some semblance of a sense of humor or an interest in life has returned, that you wished you could have seen the look on your own face at that moment. You know yo...
Quick-Witted Excuse #1: For Males When Caught Cheating Recently, I posted my quick-witted excuse for females when caught cheating. Now, I post my quick-witted excuse for males when caught cheating. Excuse #1: To tell your wife, girlfriend or significant other when caught cheating. (The writer claims no responsibility legally, civilly or otherwise should y...
My wife worked at the computing center for a major international bank and her employer lived by the age-old adage "Trust, but verify." She moved millions with a keystroke and her codes ran out of sight in the heart of the machine. She was watched, they all were, but there was so much complication in the work that it would be easy to cheat the firm and get ri...
Ok, so this one is different for me. The idea just hit me and I went with it. Hope you like it. I parked a couple of rows back and about a dozen spaces over from my wife's car, with an unobstructed view of the front door to the Happy Life Yoga Studio. I watched her enter the building, dressed in a pair of skin-tight, pink Lululemon exercise pants and matchi...
[The author wishes to thank her friend sensualsharon for the added dimension of sound. If you enjoy this recording, please let her know.] * * * * * Click Here to listen. (6 min/mp3) * * * * * "Honey, that young man over there with Sadie—is that the nephew she keeps talking about? "He's cute. I think I'll show him around the place. Kind of give him a gu...
"Honey, that young man over there with Sadie—is that the nephew she keeps talking about? "He's cute. I think I'll show him around the place. Kind of give him a guided tour. "No, you go greet some of the other guests. I'll be fine." You watch as I turn and walk toward the athletic-looking young man in jeans. My short skirt hugs my ass. My hips roll softly,...