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oggbashan
on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Two C's in a K (for "two cunts in a kitchen"), is slang used within the advertising industry for a type of television commercial and other advertising. Generally, the commercial shows two women in a domestic scene, discussing, using, or otherwise portraying the advertiser's product in a positive manner. This method has...
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by
andtheend
on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives
Man fed up with women swears never to be involved with another one.
Can't live with them and can't live without them? Oh, yeah? Wanna bet? Just watch me.
I'm done with women. Finished. I've had it. After three failed marriages and three divorces women are all alike. A sucker for a pretty face and a hot body, I'm a sucker for love, but not anymore.
Only, n...
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by
BaMuoiBa
on Nov 25, 2017
Loving Wives
About thirty years ago, my father, Albert (Big Al) Lemoine, bought a used truck and started moving food, furniture and anything else he could haul in and out of Lake Charles, Louisiana. I'm his only child, Albert (Little Al). And that's what everybody calls me. Little Al. Not Albert. Not Al. But always Little Al. I learned to live with it.
As years went by...
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Kirakira101
on Apr 22, 2025
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The middle of summer, tradit...
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by
LynnGKS
on Sep 13, 2017
Mature
My name is Lars Bach. I'm forty-six years old and tonight I'm gonna get a piece of ass that I've been waiting almost twenty years to get. Twenty years is a long time to wait for pussy - but tonight that bitch is gonna spread those lovely legs and I'm gonna fuck her.
I know she's gonna fuck. I can see the signs. I been fucking women in their late forties fo...
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by
GentleGeorge
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
11:45 a.m.
In parts one and two, Cinnamon had phone sex with George and her boss Bill ate her pussy. Now she has to work the next eight hours at the store, with Bill, Bill’s wife, and the other sales personnel.
Cinnamon looked at the mirror in the woman’s bathroom, making sure her hair and makeup looked alright. Her face was glowing, looking pretty good f...
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by
luvtowatchwife
on Sep 18, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Mechanics of Desire -- One of the best! Husband can't get it up, so he encourages his wife to fuck other men, while he watches. The wife doesn't want to, but she agrees to save her marriage. The best scene is in the bar. They show the wife's face as she realizes this is really going to happen. Another great scene is just before the end of the movie, where th...
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by
Huedogg2
on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives
I hate it, when she answers my question with a question. Without thinking, she does it every fucking time. No matter what the question is or the answer she answers my question with a question.
She does it for everything.
Megan, what's for dinner? Does it look like I cooked?
Megan, where do you want the chair moved to? Harold, where did I say I wanted it?...
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by
RogueAlan
on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives
"You cannot be serious!" Lynette Olsen rolled her eyes & stared down her nose at the Nigerian waiter who had just handed her a tray. The haughty American newlywed easily managed that feat despite the man's being at least 18 inches taller. She pushed the oval plate aside, "I am not holding my plate. Follow me." She swept into the buffet, pointedly ignoring th...
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by
Huedogg2
on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives
There comes a point in a man's life when the hard decisions have to be made. Do you fight or throw in the towel? I believed that there wasn't anything that could make my wife do what she did to me. I had been married to her for 25 years and we have three kids. Macy is my baby girl and she is 18. Mike is 20 years old and in the Navy. Jason is 24, married with...
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