by
DickThePimp
on May 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
PERVERTED DEBAUCHERY AND DEPRAVED SLEAZY AND FREAKY HARDCORE HEDONISTIC FUCKING SUCKING AND PISSING... IT'S FICTION... IT'S ALSO A FILTHY ASS PARODY ... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS
PORN IS MEANT TO BE DIRTY... CLEAN PORN IS LIKE UNSEASONED FOOD OR POLITICALLY CORRECT HUMOR... BORING AS FUCK... SAID BY DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP... MAY 14TH 2019
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by
DickThePimp
on May 20, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : SLEAZY BIKER PORN PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT IS PERVERTED FREAKY TWISTED HARDCORE HEDONISTIC SLEAZY ASS WHITE TRASH FILTH AND DEPRAVED DEBAUCHERY THOUGH... YEAH IT'S DIRTY AS FUCK
STORY : THE SLEAZY MOTHERFUCKERS MOTORCYLE CLUB TAKES OVER THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF HOLLYWOOD... WE MAKE PORN... WE SELL DRUGS... WE PIMP HOES... WE DO WHAT WE WANT WHE...
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by
Aladylover
on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish
This is modified / abridged version of the story 'eat, drink and be married.' If you have already read that story or have an aversion to creampies or watersports (the humiliation element has largely been removed) then this may not be the story for you. Otherwise.....
Its 2:30 in the morning. I'm lying in bed (horny as hell) waiting for my loving wife to ret...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody
My Family in This Episode :
My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton)
My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself)
My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself)
My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings)
My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself)
My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)
My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley)
My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil)
My Cousin Spence (Spen...
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by
peebudy
on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish
The only thing better than a three day weekend, is when the kids have camp, the wife has to work on Monday, and you don't! Don't get me wrong, I love my family, but on occasions like this when I have the house to myself, I get to indulge my craving for golden showers.
I've always loved the feeling of being pissed on, and have had many wet sex relationships...
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by
scatwoman
on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love
Brad's Ruined Honeymoon
Starring: Brad Whitebread, Chastity Belle, Wesley Whitebread, Luke Powers and a special guest appearance by Mishi herself!
(See the "XXX-Women" series, "Misadventures of Mishi" series and "The Perils of Greggie-Poo" for more Luke Powers & Mishi action!)
Directed by Mishi.
Most of you are familiar with Mishi favorite boytoy porno...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 16, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Depraved Fuck Parody
"Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?"
"Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat."
"Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby."
"FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
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by
gldngolfer
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
This story is different from my others. I consider this Humorous, but there is no sex in the story so I submitted it for posting under Non-Erotic. I understand that many of you will not think this story funny. IT IS NOT A SERIOUS STORY and no permanent damage done so please just take it lightly.
There is a sequel to this story, so if accepted by the powers...
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Fetish
The future wife: connoisseur of anal sex and water sports
The woman who later became my psychotic ex-wife had a playful, sexual streak when we first started dating. That ardour dampened during our nuptials but for the purposes of this story, her later mental issues don't need to plague us but her initial insatiable appetite for anal sex and water sports do...
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by
NiceNastyMann
on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM
Lisa replies a few days later suggesting a couple of mail box stores in her area, and she includes her various measurements. Her bio is short -- she's a nerd, she's introverted, and it's hard for her to make friends. Her path was high school to college to a good job, and there wasn't a lot of dating for her in any of the three.
She thinks she's too plain l...
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