"All governments are liars and murderers." ― Bill Hicks Wish I could attest ― akin to a satisfying shit ― I'm euphoric with the way things came out. However, following five cancellations and a time change, the situation went more awry than a KKK parade through South Central Los Angeles. The scenario was a pair of beautiful testicles; i.e. pretty nuts! I...
Freddie hires a Muse to help him write an Anal story. "Hey, Freddie, how you doin'? Long time no see." "Hi, Vinnie, how are you?" "You wanna go get a beer and catch up on what's happening in the old neighborhood." "Gee, Vinnie, I'd like to but I have an appointment." "Appointment? What'd you have a girlfriend on the side?" "Nah, today is my day to see...
Jamaica Shama had been a sexual glutton. So it was amazing and gratifying to me that post-Marcus Shama was even more so. For the next couple of weeks, whenever time and circumstance permitted, she initiated sex, usually with a handjob and a blowjob. Which was a change from recent years. Although we had done a lot of hand stuff in the early days of our relat...
We only had the weekend. My hubbster is professor in Art History, and we were in a resort town where an exhibition was being held. South American works were going on display, but I didn't want those things to be the high light of what passed before his eyes on this excursion. My guy is so fun in bed, and he really likes to make love. I think he would do it...
The drive back was difficult. I did my best to stick to back roads, but even then, you get the occasional car, and I couldn't be sure if anyone passing us could see my naked wife. She smiled and waved at each car in the fading light. The trouble about driving is that, sooner or later, you hit a stoplight. In this particular case, we hit a stoplight on a two...
Moriah and Grant had been married now for eight years. They were high school sweethearts. They lost their virginities to each other when they were seniors in high school. They got married right after college. But now, nearing thirty, Moriah was becoming bored with her sex life. She had been watching more and more porn, and fantasizing about the big cocks in...
This story is based upon actual memories of events in my youth. It was early spring, some years ago and it was one of the most exciting times of my school years. It was at the beginning of the new semester. I was no different from the hundreds of students starting the year. I had no idea that this will be an interesting time for me. So here I was sitting...
My wife Janet had gone to some painstaking efforts several weeks ago to test and analyze what type of imagery and fantasies aroused me. Not wanting our sex life to become boring, Janet has been determined to see what she can do to spice up our sex life by trying to play off my fantasies. A couple of weeks ago, after an otherwise normal lovemaking session, sh...
CHARLIE "Yeah, we're getting there," Rose sighed, and I could practically see her head shaking despite the fact we were talking on the phone. "I mean, in his defense, it's been a couple of weeks, I've just been tired, not feeling well, so I get it," She continued. "And he's definitely getting gropey." "Ah yes," I laughed, hoping to add some levity to the...
"You sure have been asking for a lot of handjobs lately. It seems like you don't even want to make love to me anymore, you just want me to jerk you off. What is that all about?" Leave it to my wife to ruin a perfectly acceptable night of marital relations with talking. "I don't know, Renee. Just a phase I guess. Trying to switch things up. Trying new things...