Father Michael Madigan is an old friend. We grew up together, went to high school together. I went to work selling used cars. He went to divinity school. We were young studs, and fucked anything that walked or crawled. Father Madigan (we call him Mike) decided to become celibate. It must have tough for him because he was the biggest whoremonger I ever met. H...
I was enjoying, if that's what one can call it, another ritualistic Saturday morning. My coffee cup was filled with Starbucks, a donut rested on a napkin on my kitchen table, Sportscenter played in the background and I was thumbing through the local alternative paper much too early for a late 20's, healthy and virile male that should have be sleeping soundly...
"So, what should I wear to a Pimps and Whores party?" I asked Sarah. Sarah was my roommate Jim's girlfriend, and had just told us Jim and myself about the upcoming party. "It's Pimps and Hos, and you dress up like pimp. Or a ho," Sarah said. The day of the party arrived, and Jim and Sarah went to Sarah's house to get ready. I got dressed up like a pimp wit...
This is a parody. I was kicked back, after an all morning fuck fest with my girl, Kim Kardashian. My cock was pleasantly sore and well pleased. My phone rang. It was an old friend of mine, Shannon Tweed Simmons. We used to fool around, back in the day, but I haven't seen her in a couple of years. She asked me to come over. I told her I was tired, but she in...
Now that I have gotten my wife to fuck other guys, and that she has been servicing a few of my friends on a regular basis for the last two months, an event that happened with my best friend Tony stands out. Tony and I grew up together since the beginning of high school. Tony is as black as black can get. He is also a very smart guy in the communications ind...
Oh, my frigging Gawd! My ass is full! Currently, I'm on all fours, my big black plump butt cheeks spread wide open. Drilling his twelve-inch uncut black super cock into my tight asshole is my main man Trevor. The roughest, meanest black pimp this side of Detroit. Every time he slams his cock into my shit hole, I feel like I am frigging dying. And I totally l...
Every Fuck Down in Fucksville Liked XXXmas a lot... But the Inch ,Who lived just north of Fucksville, Did NOT! The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likel...
8. Emily and Jack ran from the small restaurant and into the cold rain. They were soaked with rain in seconds. “Shit! It’s cold!” Emily screamed as the two ran around the corner to her little apartment. Once inside the building they tried to no avail to shake off the rain. “You’re soaked.” Jack looked to Emilys’ body seeing that her blouse had become see t...
All characters are over 18. "Ola, hello, welcome to club 18 -22, I am Miguel and I am your pimp for the week," the sun bronzed Spaniard announced as he walked into the girl's room. Sandra laughed drunkenly and said, "Oh right, Pimp eh, maybe your English isn't too brilliant?" "Pimp, he said Sand!" Irene replied equally drunkenly, "Because if he's our...
Prior to reading this account the reader is directed to the original short story entitled 'Foolishness' which is available at the link below. It was still relatively early when he got back to the caravan so he expected to find his wife Mandy watching the television, but the lounge area was in darkness and the set silent. He opened the door of the bedroom...