This is a fantasy story. The actual people and events are fictional. I am a successful executive, I am also an adrenaline junkie and over the past six months have had the sex life that most men only dream of. I married Rachel three months ago after a four year online relationship and three months of real life dating. She is a smart, sweet, 22, blonde siz...
Isabella De Carlo lay crumpled in a fetal position and tried to protect herself as Blackwell kicked her repeatedly in her ribs. "What were you thinking? How could you be so foolish? You know how much I need her cooperation, and you tell the pigeon that you've been sleeping with her man!" "I'm sorry, but I couldn't stand the look on her face! I couldn't jus...
Dr. Shepherdson Grangerford milled about at the fundraiser, his adoring wife, Treva by him, the ultimate arm candy even after all these years. A balding, chubby fellow came up, grabbing Shep's hand. "Dr. Grangerford, everyone is so pleased that you made the fundraiser, and that you'll be heading up the Ophthalmological Wing. We probably couldn't have gotten...
Disclaimer: The characters are totally fictional and have to resemblance to anyone living or dead. I do not endorse to violence in any form. This story is purely meant for reading pleasure. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. * Anyone who visits Mumbai (Bombay) in June / July will think twice before coming again. The heat and humi...
Disha found Dan in the darkened living room where he sat slumped on the couch, watching the news while nursing a beer in his right hand. "Dan..." She could barely breathe for her papillations. "Dan..." "Whoa, whoa. Take a seat. Relax. What's wrong?" As Dan moved over to make space on the couch, Disha sat beside him, her tiny frame wrapped in a dressing gow...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
It was a lot for my young mind to handle. I guess, as a shy nerd, 'we' probably put certain women on pedestals, worship them to an extent and overly romanticize what any type of relationship would be. And then when you get the girl you want, and she changes you, your life and path forever, so quickly and unlocks something in you that you didn't know existed....
THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF) Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm "Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!" Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...
Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
Before I can tell you the story of Jerry, I have to tell the story of Ted. You'll understand when you're older. (Seriously, when you're a few weeks older and I submit the Jerry story, you'll know why I introduced Ted first.) Ted's reputation among my friends is incredibly divisive. One of my friends will burst out laughing and shout, "Yesssss! Big Dick Ted!...