About 25 years ago, my ex and I had a full day of public action. It started out with myself, her and a friend of ours going to the beach. We always went to the far end where nudity was allowed, but our friend didn't know this. We had played strip poker with him and his ex-wife before but had never been in a public situation with him and this was his first...
"National Nude Day? What the hell is that all about?" I chortled as our editor waddled back to his office. Somehow he heard about a few of our excursions and thought we would be the perfect team to cover this event. I quickly scanned the Internet, but found nothing of value. "Are you having any luck?" I asked across the desk to my wife who was pecking madly...
Lauren's Lesson Ch. 12; the Honeymoon, part 5 Let the Games Begin! "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce you to our emcees of the 'Little Miss Dangles' contest this afternoon!" A clothed Kitty Cutler's voice boomed across the resort. "Please welcome Jack... and... Laur-ennn!" A chorus of whistles, shouts and applause erupted, as Lauren and...
'Today is going to be a long day.' You tell yourself while sighing. The reasons for that is everything that could have possibly gone wrong this morning did. First the water stopped working for no good reason which prevented you from showering, then your golden retriever Rufus brought mud inside of the house when you let him inside, and just now you accidenta...
The add read simply "soft swing parties" and a phone number. The number was answered by a soft woman's voice. She asked a few questions. Was I familiar with Soft Swing parties? Was I married? Did my wife want to participate? Had we done this before? She told me her name was Donna. She would be wearing a blue square dance costume Wednesday night in the lobby...
Three months ago, a miracle happened in the morgue of a small midwestern town—a man who was found dead the night before suddenly awoken. Somehow death had deemed it high time to take a vacation and in his absence, the souls of the damned seemingly went looked for their bodies. Unfortunately for the diener who was working that day the man who returned from th...
My wife, Carrie, is a dancer and choreographer. Because exercise is an integral part of her career, she has maintained a great physique over the 25 years we have been married, even after giving birth to two children. To this day, when we go out she still turns a lot of heads, both young and old. I'm very proud to be with such a beautiful woman and over the y...
[Each route takes place a nebulous amount of time in the future so that the character in question is now 18 years old at minimum.] Musutafa, Japan, holds U.A. Academy, the best Pro Hero school in Japan. You, however, do not attend there. You are Ren Yamada, a simple civilian living in Musutafa. You're about to have a run-in with a Pro Hero or Provisional Her...
"I'm bored" Katie said, leaning back in her seat "We've been driving for hours listening to this shitty music...how long till we get there again?" Sarah rolled her eyes "We've still got a couple of days to go...you know this already" the pair were driving to Sarah's sisters birthday...Katie tagged along because Sarah said she ne...
We were spending the weekend at a resort in the town of Duck on the northern outer banks of North Carolina. At the time, just north of the resort were a few houses, and then a bit farther along was a stretch of undeveloped beach. It was late September and the weather was still fairly warm. I had heard this part of the beach was known as a place to find good...