A Not So Funny Joke On Modern Times This Guy walks into a Bar....... As his eyes adjust to the dim lighting and his nose tries to adapt to the stench, Guy sees his PI sitting at the bar. He walked over next to her. While waiting for the bartender to come down to this end, Guy watches the eyes of the PI in the mirror. She tilts her head towards her right sh...
I sat down at my usual stool at Kieran's, an Irish style pub in my neighborhood, and I naturally expected to order my usual Harp's or Guinness, from my usual bartender, Kevin Murtaugh, a gruff, but otherwise likeable fellow always willing to lend an ear. That was not what happened, of course, or there wouldn't be a story to tell. At any rate, there I was, wa...
I woke up the next day with the previous evening's events still in my head; Katie and I had fucked until the early hours after Tyler had left. Katie was already up, I was off all day but she had to go to work. I went downstairs where Katie was just about to leave. She kissed me on the lips, "Morning babe, you hungry?", winking as she said this. "Depends wh...
Make no mistake about it, when government office workers party it is almost always boring and lifeless. But, I attended one party several years ago that was anything but lifeless. Thanksgiving was looming on the horizon for my Department and as usual everyone was looking forward to a huge feast. It costs a lot of money to put on one of our little get togeth...
Chapter 7 Hours later... Barry grunted more than a few times as I pushed in and out of his asshole, buggering him with the kind of vigor that he seemed to relish, at least for now. If he didn't appreciate getting sodomized, he could have fooled me, as his responses all indicated that he very much enjoyed it. This was Summer's big brother, and yet here he w...
Rose and Owen Harper saved up all year for their big family vacation. This year, they'd be taking their four children - 20-year-old Dean, 18-year-old Finn, and 15-year-old twins Lucy and Lily - to Florida. They were thrilled at the idea of taking the kids to the central Florida theme parks, spending time at the beach, and, most importantly, having some roman...
My wife and I are teachers, we used to teach in a summer camp each year to earn some extra money and explore teaching from a different ange. However, we began to struggle with the work to home life balance. As our jobs and salaries increased we came to the conclusion that we didn’t need to work in summer anymore and could instead relax. During our time teach...
"Mornin dude." I said to my buddy, Rich, as he came out of the spare bedroom. I was sitting on the couch in the living room playing Battlefield 4 on my Xbox. "Sup man" Rich replied as he went into the bathroom for his morning piss. Rich and I have been best friends since middle school so when he and his ex-wife split up it was only natural to let him cra...
Mr. Smith called me into his office. "Shut the door Miss Wick," he said as I entered. Dutifully I closed the door behind me, my thumb pressed into the knob to lock it. It was a quick and well-practiced motion that I was used to. "Have a seat," he said, motioning to the chair opposite him. I perched on the edge of my seat, attentive and ready for his orde...
It was Rick's birthday, but not just any birthday, as he turned 60 today. He was really feeling depressed about it, even though he could still pass for mid- to- late 40's. He stood at exactly 6 ft.,and weighed in at 180. His build was muscular with a dark hairy chest. He kept in shape by going to the gym often and lifting weights. His hair was brown, worn ju...