A Not So Funny Joke On Modern Times This Guy walks into a Bar....... As his eyes adjust to the dim lighting and his nose tries to adapt to the stench, Guy sees his PI sitting at the bar. He walked over next to her. While waiting for the bartender to come down to this end, Guy watches the eyes of the PI in the mirror. She tilts her head towards her right sh...
I am a 36-year old married man; I stand just over six feet tall and have a thick, athletic build and have been told numerous times that I am an attractive fellow. If you were to judge a man's attractiveness by the number of women that he's slept with, then I would imagine that I come out way above average – I stopped counting around 50 and firmly believe tha...
I love my wife very much. She is a sexy, exotic-looking woman in her late 30's. She is a size 12 or so, but carries it very well. We've been married for several years. Unfortunately, she is not very much into sex. As a man, I have a very kinky imagination and have expressed this to my wife. I have worn her panties in front of her, have asked her to use a dil...
I hadn't heard from Alex in a long time. Once in awhile I would get a dick pick that would make my pussy yearn for his cock to pound me like he did that night in his home. And other times, I would send him a text telling him I needed to be fucked hard. There were countless nights when I would pull up the clip Alex had sent me of him fucking his wife from b...
He watched her giant round breasts jiggling as his blonde bimbo walked over to his lap. She was so perfect, so angelic with her petite body and white-blonde hair. If he had to guess her weight, he'd say she weighed around 90lbs; she was the very definition of tits on a stick and he wanted her. Oh how he wanted her. His cock was aching in his pants at the sig...
My name is Howard Alabaster but you can call me Whitey. I’m a young Irishman living in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. Anyone looking at me sees a six-foot-two, lean White male with reddish hair and pale green eyes. I’m a lot more than that, friend. Being born into the Alabaster family of provincial Ontario has its privileges. My family owns a lot o...
My wife Kelly and I had invited her best friend Jennifer and Jennifer's new husband Derek over for dinner. We emptied one bottle of white wine with our meal and were well on our way to killing off a second when Kelly asked, "You two up for a movie?" They both nodded in assent and we were soon relocated to our long couch. Derek relaxed on the far end, with Je...
We awoke the next morning to bright sunshine and uncomfortable silence. The excitement and eroticism of the previous evening dissipated like a late-morning fog. I think we both felt numb, and perhaps it was time to step back and consider the exhausting events of the previous night. My day was filled with yard work, which gave me plenty of time to rifle throu...
This is a true story and my first submission to Literotica. I have some real regret for what happened and my part in it but for some reason I was powerless to stop it. I appreciate any comments. To my knowledge, my wife Sally had never cheated on me in 14 years of marriage. We have two great sons (12 and 10) and have always enjoyed a good sex life. Sally ha...
I thank Huedogg11 for his permission to write this version. I am starting this story after the dock confrontation. The ex has already made the request for the girls kidney. He has requested the entire family meet at his house for a talk I will be adding a new wrinkle to the story that will require a flashback. * After arriving in Bermuda ,Wallace was sti...