The toilet seat was up. I stood there looking at it wondering if it meant what I thought it did. My wife Sally, has a pet peeve. If I leave it up, she has a fit, I so am always careful to put it down after I finish my business. I had just come home from a three day trip with an out of town client. Two hours and a couple beers on the plane and then another h...
THE PLAN For the longest time, I had been trying to get my wife, Omni, to participate in a gangbang. It was exciting for me because she was mine...she was not going anywhere. It's kinda like you bought a Vette and you just wanted to show it off to your buddies, knowing that they wouldn't get to drive it, I was it's owner. We had been together for 15 years...
About 20 years ago I was working in Edinburgh. I had a flat in the city centre and usually stayed there in the week and came home at weekends. One week my wife, who was in her early 30's at this point, decided she'd like to come up to Edinburgh for the weekend for a change, so we arranged that she'd get the Friday mid-afternoon train from Birmingham and I'd...
I am a middle class guy in my 50s. I guess I look okay for my age. I am about six feet tall, have a full head of dark hair, and a full, gray beard, which I keep well trimmed. I should work out more as I could use more muscles and better body tone, and I could stand to drop 20 pounds or so; overall though, I guess I am at least average. I keep thinking that t...
Some years ago we had a solitary male cleaner who used to come into the office at about 5.15 after everyone else had gone. I used to stay a bit later and take the opportunity to look at a few websites I shouldn't have and have a bit of a play with myself while watching. At that time I was in an open office and could keep an eye on where he was but he must ha...
I took my time walking down the row of port-a-potties slowly and rapping on the door of each one. I gave two an extra rap, just to increase his anxiety. I finally got to the last one with the Out of Order sign and gave the door a good rap. I heard a plaintive voice. "This one's occupied!" "How can it be occupied? The sign say's, Out of Order." "Well, it i...
Ch 3 - The Result At long last the polls had closed and now all that remained was for the results to be declared. City Hall's main conference room was packed with candidates, their partners, friends, party activists and, inevitably, representatives of the press. Despite the fatigue of campaigning – felt by all the candidates and their loved ones – there was...
Alessio was a 18 years old boy, after finishing high school, he decided University was not for him and moved to London to look for a job.. He just moved from Italy actually, and he was looking forward to his new job in the UK. He was a nice looking guy, 5ft 10, fit (he was a very sporty guy, playing football and going to the gym every day), and the Latin loo...
- Life with a lump between my legs - A couple of months ago my wife invited her sister over one Saturday morning to do some scrap-booking. My wife recommended that I go work in the yard so they could have some privacy. Yard work is one of my least favorite ways to spend a Saturday morning but it did need some attention and I was not in the mood to deal with...
No real warnings. Just that this is kinky as fuck and some might find the idea of scat, no matter how amusing the story, disgusting. If you do, then move on and don't read this. So reader beware. Chocolate Real or Homemade? Part 1 Now while I'm not into scat I thought up this little kinky scenario and hope you like the outpourings of my dirty kinky mind...