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The Soothsayer

by HughMungus1 on Jan 29, 2020
Humor & Satire

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." ― Henry Ford Frime: It's that filmy grime on every condiment bottle, in every greasy spoon, on the planet. You feel it when you grab ketchup at Waffle House, or wrap your sweaty pal...

I Love How My Man Looks

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I love how my man looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all. A woman compares her man to hot celebrities. My man compared to other men is no 10. Maybe, on a good day and in low lighting, when he shaves, showers, and dresses in something other than a tee shirt and sweat pants, he is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, he is a 5 but he is...

Wife Sold at Auction Pt. 01

by MichaelsD82 on Sep 25, 2017
Novels and Novellas

I SOLD MY WIFE AT AUCTION CAST OF CHARACTERS: Mike Adams -- 41 year old Husband of Kristie, Vice President of Software Company Kristie Adams -- 32 year old wife of Mike and sex slave to be auctioned George -- Friend of Mike and Kristie from swinger club Shane -- Friend of Mike and Kristie from swinger club Heidi -- George's wife Erica -- Personal secr...

Non-Erotic Story

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

WARNING: This is a non-erotic story. If you opened this document in error expecting an erotic story, please leave now. If you do not wish to view non-erotic content, please exit now. By opening this document you are affirming that you want to view non-erotic material. You assume full responsibility upon opening this document knowing full well that it is not...

Money, Everything is about Money Ch. 03

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Reviews & Essays

George Orwell's 1984, a great work of fiction, is now our reality. Yet and unfortunately not a good place that most of us need or want to go, God help us all! After letting loose his first tirade on his troubled ass, if it wasn't enough that he made him feel like the small, insignificant man that he was, Ned Beatty as Arthur Jensen continued lambasting Pete...

On the Other Hand Ch. 01-02

by coaster2 on Apr 3, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Author's Note: This story was edited by ErikThread and DaveT with my thanks and appreciation. It was originally posted on another site. ***** Chapter 1 Delayed Reaction I never expect to fail. It's just not in my makeup. I don't even consider it an option. It's not like it doesn't happen, but when it does it always takes me by surprise. Consider, if you w...

Leann

by Wifetheif on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

-1- She woke up with a pounding in her head. Nothing made any sense. She was lying in a bed that much she knew. The last thing she remembered was getting out of her car in the driveway. Then nothing..She tentatively opened her eyes. The bed and the room were strange. She sat up with a start and the sheet and blanket covering her dropped away. With a look of...

Best Secretary A Man Ever Had

by magmaman on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

"Just fucking great." I thought to myself as Henrietta left my office to go back to her desk. This had to be Frank Johnson's idea of a joke again. He was the main boss for our section and handled personel also, I had been slowly climbing the corporate ladder and had gotten to the point of actually having a secretary. Vice President the sign read, with my n...

Re: Your Brains

by JukeboxEMCSA on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Memorandum From: Robert McIntosh To: Jodi Reinsdorf CC: Human Resources Re: Your Brains Jodi, this is Bob, from down the hall. Just wanted to interface with you on a dialogue point regarding your recent objections to the new Client Relations Initiative, and get your 360-degree feedback on the proposal I brought to your attention a couple of hours ago....

Young Widow Meets The Marquis

by DionysusReturns on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Clay, a fellow realtor at London House, the most successful real estate agency in West Los Angeles, had last Tuesday lured Alex to a biker bar in the San Fernando Valley. The evening began well for the coworkers, playing pool and mixing it up with some of Clay's buddies. His imposing physical presence provided her with a feeling of security, his athletic bui...