Allison stopped eating the candy bar as she spat out a small bit of chocolate into her hand with some...weird yellow foil. "What the hell?" She looked at the weird golden paper in the rest of the Wonka chocolate bar and the thick bite mark she left. She had heard the stories about women all over the world winning the wonderful tour of Willy Wonka's...
Wonka desperately wanted to watch the camera feed from the Candy Shop but He was being heavily distracted. The girl draped over the spanking stool just wanted more and more and who was He to refuse another hard slap. The whole exercise was supposed to have taken just a few minutes and already this had dragged into its second hour. Girls were wonderful, the d...
Let me tell y'all a story about a woman I used to know. I walked through the Factory in a cold night in January. When I walked through, all my olfactories felt a tingle. I looked around at the people for a symbol. This was no Willy Wonka chocolate. Past athletes from my childhood, married men committing infidelity, Singles... This was a whole different kind...
Violet Beauregarde smiled to herself as she closed the last of her gift box. This was it, the final stage of her plan. Finally, the heroes of this world would pay for the humiliation she had received almost 20 prior. After what had happened, Violet mother had sued Wonka for everything he had and more. It had taken years but eventually, they had won. Charlie...
Bella had spent the last thirty minutes walking from one end of the alley to the other and still no sign of number sixty nine. The address was very clearly printed on the flyer she had found at the previous night's rave and having gone to the extraordinary bother of getting out of bed early this morning to visit the sweet shop she was rapidly losing her cool...
A reader emailed to ask exactly how Jimmy and I spend a night together, adding to "please give as many details as possible so I can copy you." There's a long answer, but here's the first part. It's not meant to be exciting but it's a serious answer to a serious question from a couple who had been deeply in love for years and aren't ashamed of the role anal s...
The whole room smelt of sugar. Every surface was sticky, the floor covered in a thick coating of granulated crystals. Bella was trying to keep clean, her Lolita Bunny Rabbit Maid Dress had cost a small fortune and no way was she going to ruin it the first day of wearing. Bad enough that the soles of her Harajuku high ankle strap shoes were getting covered in...
The two teachers laughed as they sat in the teacher's lounge eating their lunch together. It was Halloween, which was always a fun day at the school, seeing what imaginative costumes the students might show up in. There was also the annual Halloween party that evening, usually hosted by one of the younger faculty members, and it was a rare chance for teacher...
"AUGH!" I lash out and look over to see what disrespectful idiot just violated my temple. "Sorry but that fat ass was screamin' fa me to take action... I had no choice, ya dig." The rude culprit arrogantly said in an accent not native to Houston. In astonishment I instantly rescind my thoughts once my vision focuses in... "Lil Wayne gets a pass to slap thi...
“Nah, roast beef is dumb, we’re changing that…” Allison looked over the strange machine, finding the control panel that was to the side of the large red button. Wonka left off his explanation. “Hm? Come again?” His head tilted to the side, bewildered. The mouthy brunette groaned in annoyance. “Like I said, I don’t want to chew one that has roast beef, I want...