"We should do something for Earth Day," said Bob, a clerk in a law firm, to his three friends, who sat in their favorite bar drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day. "Earth Day? No one celebrates Earth Day," said Mike, an accountant with an accounting firm. "It isn't a real holiday like St. Paddy's Day." "Yeah, Earth Day is a lame holiday right up there w...
I am counting the days until I win the lottery. Any day now, I will hit the lottery. "What's the number? Does anyone know what the lottery number was last night?" I've been playing the same loser lottery number now for more than 25 years, ever since the stupid thing started. Over the years, I've won a few dozen free bets, I won $10.00 a few times, and, onc...
Since, I have been writing on Literotica, now, for five months, I am taking this moment to review my Literotica experience and in reviewing my experience, I have some questions and have written this essay in the hopes that those who write and/or who read the erotic stories posted here can help me with answers. Numbered below, I have written several questions...
The gist of the game was simple, Dave explained. Everyone had to put $50 into the pot, winner take all. The winner of the game would be the winner of a hand of poker who could dare the loser of the hand to do something they would not do. The only catch was in order win the money the person doing the daring would have to complete the dare themselves. While...
7-4-17 - Smackdown Live - Phoenix Arizona Smackdown is airing live from the Talking Stick Resort Arena in Phoenix Arizona on Independence Day. The show kicks off with the return of Free Agent John Cena but Cena gets interrupted by Rusev who is also returning. The confrontation ends with John Cena challenging Rusev to a “good old fashioned Flag Match”. Rusev...
Gemma took a sharp intake of breath as she tried to concentrate on the question she was being asked. She knew she had to get it right. The consequence of getting it wrong was too much to contemplate. As she stood there willing her mind to concentrate on the moment in hand she couldn't help reflecting on the chain of events that saw her standing on a stage w...
Introduction "Fuck me," Alicia said. Well, not said exactly. She thought it as loud as she could, but she wouldn't be saying anything. Instead she ground her teeth into the rubber cock shaped gag in her mouth. A slight noise escaped her mouth and the man sitting at the desk looked up curiously. He raised an eyebrow as if to ask her a question but then shrug...
"What do you want for Christmas, Claire?" Todd asked. "I don't know," Claire said, wishing Ronna and Mannie were there. "Do you wanna get laid?" She became somber. "No." A little scared even. "'No,' you don't wanna get laid? or 'No,' you do, but you don't wanna get laid with me." "Look, they'll be here," she convincing him and herself. She nodded. "...
My company insisted that I take two weeks of vacation; the old; use it or lose it. Nan, my wife of 10 years, was not able to take any time off. It was a good opportunity for me to tackle those household chores I have been putting off for months. By Tuesday of week two I had repaired it, mowed and trimmed it, or painted it and was left watching the soaps, gam...
As if your vote is my applause, please vote. * There's no one here but us. Tell me. Do you wish you were rich? If you're not already rich, do you wonder why you're not rich? Why "them" and not "you"? Listed below are SusanJillParker's miscellaneous ramblings of things that are not right and/or not fair with the biggest issue being money. MONEY. M-O-N-E-Y....